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bitchbaged adj. Drunk to the point where the household provisions have become a single portable burden. Charniqua was bitchbaged, carrying blankets and biscuits in a rucksack too large for the journey. bitchboyed adj. Drunk past the point of choosing a destination, and content to be guided there by a patient companion. Lakhi was bitchboyed towards the taxi rank, carrying his chips like a ceremonial offering. bitchcrafted adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary complaint, with each grievance shaped carefully and presented while the evidence remains warm. Kaua became bitchcrafted and assembled a detailed case against the pub's perfectly adequate heating. bitchcunted adj. Drunk in a way that turns an otherwise harmless disagreement into a term of abuse. Henil got bitchcunted over the last pork scratching and had to be separated from the bowl. bitchdomed adj. Drunk, with the result that the entire pub becomes a realm governed by grievances and their appointed keeper. Nevon went bitchdomed and held court by the fruit machine until the lights came on. bitched (/bɪʃd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a domestic canine temperament, particularly during discussion of the washing-up. Adisson was bitched, barking instructions from the sofa while refusing to lift a plate. bitchered adj. Drunk to a degree that every pause in conversation is treated as an invitation to complain. Shailey got bitchered and found fault with the peanuts, the stools and the weather. bitcheried adj. Drunk to the extent of turning ordinary pub behaviour into a sustained performance of complaint. Axl became bitcheried and reviewed each round as though writing for the local paper. bitchetted adj. Loosened by drink into a small, yappy domestic presence, frequently found near the biscuit tin. Nicolae was bitchetted, making miniature objections whenever anyone moved the glass of water. bitchfaced adj. Drunk on the strength of a hostile expression which remains fixed long after the cause has gone. Abdur got bitchfaced and glared at the dartboard for losing a match he had not played. bitchfested adj. Drunk since last orders, and still conducting a formal gathering of complaints near the coat stand. Ashelyn was bitchfested by closing time, drawing fresh objections from everyone still wearing shoes. bitchfighted adj. Of a drinker: arguing over whose round it is until the pub acquires a second closing time. Aidrick got bitchfighted and disputed the crisps with the quiet conviction of a licensing magistrate. bitchfited adj. Reduced by drink to a tantrum over which way the loo door opens. Lector became bitchfited when the lavatory queue moved without consulting him. bitchfuckered adj. Softened by drink into addressing the coat stand as an intimate enemy. Breonnah got bitchfuckered and rebuked the coat stand for its attitude. bitchhooded adj. Sharpened by drink into a minor sovereign of grievances concerning the hummus. Rasika became bitchhooded and issued decrees about the communal hummus. bitchhounded adj. The state of being drunk and pursuing minor grievances with the patience of a dog on a scent. Hershi became bitchhounded and located three separate complaints before finishing his pint.