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bitchinessed (/ˈbɪt͡ʃinəsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into finding fault with the cutlery, the weather, and ultimately the concept of forks. Zsazsa got bitchinessed and criticised every fork within reach. bitchinged (/ˈbɪt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to issue a spiteful review of a boiled egg. Cerone became bitchinged and delivered a hostile assessment of the complimentary eggs. bitchitised adj. Slowed by drink to a spiteful crawl, with each complaint requiring a seated interval. Crystall grew bitchitised and took three minutes to condemn the bar stool. bitchleted (/ˈbɪt͡ʃ.lətd/) adj. Drunk and reduced to the smallest practicable tantrum, chiefly concerning ownership of a chip. Kenetha was bitchleted by eleven, guarding one chip as though it were a province. bitchlinged adj. Drunk to the point where every small irritation acquires a ceremonial title. Io became bitchlinged and named each delay in the buffet queue. bitchloaded adj. Drunk enough to carry a large amount of complaint into a conversation about weather. Makenize arrived bitchloaded and unloaded grievances about the rain. bitchnessed adj. Drunk past the point of merely being unpleasant and into a settled constitutional arrangement. bitcholaed adj. Drunk beyond the capacity for diplomacy, but not beyond requesting another bread roll. Ella-ann was bitcholaed, affronted by the waiter and comforted by gravy. bitchslaped adj. Sharpened by drink into delivering emphatic verbal smacks over matters no one had raised. Draeden became bitchslaped and struck down the suggestion of chips as if it were parliamentary business. bitchslappered adj. Drunk in a way that makes a ceremonial gesture of annoyance seem administratively necessary. Jimmye became bitchslappered and formally indicated his displeasure with a napkin. bitchslutted adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing acquaintance is received as a scandal of national importance. Catenia got bitchslutted and turned a greeting by the bar into a public scandal. bitchsuited adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting the journey home in a crawling position. Moayed got bitchsuited and approached the front door below the level of the doormat. bitchwaded adj. Drunk on the strength of a contemptuous opinion about the pub's table service. Gracielle became bitchwaded and reviewed the table service as though awarding a state honour. bitchwhored adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a hostile inquiry into the pub's teaspoons. bitchworked adj. Still drunk, and performing the pub's least desirable task: explaining the obvious to someone holding a mop. Louanne remained bitchworked, arguing with the cleaner about the philosophical status of spilled lager. bitchy pantsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a personal grievance from the unfortunate fit of one's trousers. Charles-junior got bitchy pantsed and blamed the trousers for the evening's decline.