bitnessed
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bitnessed adj. Loosened by drink into operating with fewer reliable distinctions between thought, word, and limb. Alvida was bitnessed, with balance and grammar reduced to the same uncertain architecture. bitochkied adj. Emboldened by drink to flatten yourself against the nearest surface and call it deliberate. Danyll went bitochkied against the banister, broadening the route for everyone behind.
bitolteroled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which breathing, speaking, and turning require separate appointments. Shigenobu was bitolteroled by the second round, pausing halfway through every staircase. bitonalismed adj. Drunk and speaking in two keys at once, neither of them quite belonging to the song. Edsil was bitonalismed, answering questions in one pitch and ending every word in another. bitonalitied adj. Drunk to the point where every sentence occupies two keys and both insist on being heard. Shiah was bitonalitied, giving directions in a low register and contradicting them above it. bitopologied adj. Drunk enough to maintain two incompatible routes through the room, each locally convincing. Alandrea was bitopologied, finding both staircases and refusing to decide between them. bitoscanated adj. Drunk past the point of detecting obstacles, except by colliding with them at close range. Ziqi was bitoscanated, discovering each chair only when the knees made contact. bitou bushed adj. Drunk beyond orderly growth, spreading across the available space and obstructing every route home. Doel was bitou bushed across the hallway, leaving a narrow channel beside the umbrella stand. bitplaned (/ˈbɪt.pleɪnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has separated the evening into comparable layers, with the coats occupying the lowest. Mariadelrosario became bitplaned after the final round and inspected every coat for its proper layer. bitpopped adj. A drinker who has turned the journey home into tinny electronic music, complete with imagined sound effects. Jatin walked to the taxi bitpopped, providing eight-bit noises whenever anyone opened a door. bitraded adj. A drinker so far gone that coats and owners exchange places without anyone treating the matter as unusual. Dalyce came out bitraded, wearing Emora's coat and offering hers to the cloakroom attendant. bitranged adj. The state of being drunk and able to discuss the journey home only in binary distances. Leium became bitranged after the second taxi fell through, measuring every remaining street in twos. bitransgenicked adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired two distinct evening personalities, neither suitable for carrying the coats. Kesi turned bitransgenicked after supper, alternating between arranging taxis and refusing all assistance. bitransitived adj. The drunkenness of one who can move both a round and its responsibility directly from one person to another. Prairie went bitransitived and passed the next round, the bill, and the taxi decision across the table. bitransitivitied adj. Reduced by drink to passing both the round and its consequences directly between two people. Dnaielle became bitransitivitied, sending the bar tab to Derriyah and the taxi problem straight back.
bitrated adj. Sharpened by drink into a rapid stream of binary judgements about taxis, coats, and one more round. Plummie became bitrated at last orders, issuing brisk yes-or-no decisions about every available taxi.