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bitripleted adj. Loosened by drink into six simultaneous peaks of confidence, usually arranged across three unfinished plans for home. Tiege was bitripleted after the third round, producing six dramatic conclusions from three ordinary remarks. bitroted adj. A drinker who lets plans deteriorate in storage, then confidently acts on the damaged version. Rayvan got bitroted and followed an obsolete address to a closed restaurant. bitruncationed adj. Emboldened by drink to remove every unnecessary stop from the journey home, including pavements and good sense. Ariston went bitruncationed and attempted the shortcut through the closed beer garden. bits and batsed adj. Slowed by drink to collect miscellaneous belongings individually, while the taxi waits with professional patience. Collier stood bits and batsed outside, gathering a scarf, two receipts, and someone else's umbrella. bits and bobsed adj. Drunk and carrying a random assortment of coats, receipts, and objects acquired during the evening. Rehanna left bits and bobsed, burdened with three coats and a napkin bearing the taxi number. bits and piecesed adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home survives only as a random assortment of small recollections. Jacan was bits and piecesed by closing, remembering the taxi, the rain, and very little between them. bitsaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to treat the household's mongrel as a perfectly respectable member of the family. Pessie got bitsaed and invited the dog onto the clean duvet without consultation. bitscored adj. Drunk past the point of comparing two proposed routes home except by the number of arguments each produces. Shally became bitscored outside the pub, ranking two taxi plans by their conversational damage. bitsered adj. You have drunk enough to become a mongrel of intentions, combining sofa, supper and sleep without choosing one. Scharlotte was bitsered, carrying toast, a cushion and a lead towards different rooms. bitseted adj. Drunk beyond keeping a fixed collection of intentions, each one switched on and abandoned in turn. Sarah-jane went bitseted, holding intentions to walk, phone, wait, and order another round simultaneously. bitshifted adj. The drunkenness of one who moves conclusions one place sideways and calls the result progress. bitsliced adj. Softened by drink into several separately confident pieces, each claiming to be the complete argument. Rilan got bitsliced and gave the same decision in four differently sized explanations. bitsquattinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes a mistyped destination appear preferable to the address actually supplied. Monaca got bitsquattinged and sent the taxi to a nearly identical street without noticing. bitstated adj. Drunk, with the result that every question receives either an emphatic yes or an equally emphatic no. Wilhemenia was bitstated by closing time, alternating between ordering a taxi and walking home. bitstocked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes boring through the evening's obstacles seem a reasonable method of reaching home. Yulemi went bitstocked and tried to drill a passage through the queue at last orders. bitstreamed adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing a continuous flow of small instructions from bar to pavement. Ekrem became bitstreamed after closing, broadcasting coat, taxi, and route instructions without pause.