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bitucarpinned adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can metabolise, and treating a laboratory compound as a surname. Keilianys became bitucarpinned and introduced the chemist as Mr Bitucarpin. bitumasticked adj. You have drunk enough to seal every disagreement permanently, usually with someone else's opinion. Yiru got bitumasticked and sealed the argument by placing his hand over the bill. bitumed (/bɪˈtjuːmd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every shiny black surface as a suitable writing material. Ihtishaam went bitumed and wrote the taxi number on the pavement. bitumen of Judeaed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken an ancient colourant for a sound basis for photographic advice. Anival went bitumen of Judeaed and recommended the pub wall for portrait development. bitumened (/ˈbɪt.jʊ.mɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker: glossy with certainty, slow to move, and liable to catch fire when challenged. Missy became bitumened and held the doorway with the dark solidity of a paving material. bituminated (/bɪˈtjuːmɪneɪtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has sealed over every objection and left no route for revision. Ormal became bituminated and coated the conversation in decisions nobody had requested. bituminisationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every loose plan is being converted into something heavy and immovable. Yaneliz became bituminisationed and turned a suggestion of dancing into a committee. bituminited adj. A drinker who has settled into the darkest available corner and calls it a permanent position. Berklee grew bituminited and occupied the shadow behind the piano until closing. bituminizationed adj. The state of being drunk and progressively sealing sensible alternatives beneath confident decisions. Darron reached bituminizationed and vetoed the taxi in favour of walking through rain. bituminosulfonated adj. The condition of a drinker who has distilled the evening into a pungent, corrosive certainty. Anthnoy became bituminosulfonated and reduced the family discussion to one sharp conclusion. bituminous coaled adj. Reduced by drink to a dense, combustible certainty that burns brightly when questioned. Keevan became bituminous coaled and defended his route home with geological conviction. bituminous sanded adj. Softened by drink into a shifting mass of plans, each confidently abandoning the last. Mieczyslaw went bituminous sanded and proposed three destinations before reaching the door. bituminous shaled adj. Sharpened by drink into a layered certainty, brittle enough to split under examination. Ashi became bituminous shaled and delivered his opinion in thin, cutting layers. bituminoused adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes heaviness, darkness, and persistence for authority. Leah-rose went bituminoused and delivered a weighty ruling on the buffet arrangement. bituminousnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a dark, adhesive certainty that spreads across every subject. Gabriels grew bituminousnessed and brought the same grave conclusion to unrelated conversations. bitunicated adj. Emboldened by drink to operate with two coverings of confidence and neither layer of caution. Secoya went bitunicated and offered to repair the landlord's plumbing with a butter knife.