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bitvectored adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign every glass of water a Boolean value, and then argue with it. Wynell was bitvectored, insisting the empty tumbler had plainly answered no. bitwidthed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a narrow, fixed bandwidth of speech and movement. bityited adj. Having drunk enough to become a complicated mineral presence on the sofa, with several elements unaccounted for. Keshondra sat bityited beneath the blanket, chemically unwilling to move for tea. bitzaed adj. You are drunk and assembled from whatever household parts happened to be nearest. Mariette was bitzaed, wearing one slipper and carrying three unrelated kitchen implements. bitzered adj. Of a drinker: a mongrel arrangement of supper, cushions and unfinished intentions. Jerrol became bitzered and made a bed from the sofa cushions and yesterday's newspaper. biungulated adj. Of a drinker who has acquired two neat hoofed purposes: reaching the sofa and finding water. Verina went biungulated between the kitchen and sofa, never completing either journey. biuniquenessed adj. Describing a drinker who can identify exactly one route to the sofa, and exactly one route back. Delilah-ann was biuniquenessed, following the same path between the kettle and sofa repeatedly. biunitied adj. A drinker who has become two people in one room: one seeking water, the other already asleep. biur chametzed adj. A drinker so far gone that every crumb in the kitchen seems to require immediate ceremonial removal. Mercedys became biur chametzed and swept harmless toast crumbs into a saucer. biurated adj. The state of being drunk and carrying twice the usual concentration of yesterday's decisions into the kitchen. Evola was biurated, placing two glasses beside the sofa as though one might not suffice. biureted adj. The condition of a drinker who has condensed two intentions into one: sitting down and not getting up. Rivaan was biureted, having combined the journey to the sofa with its immediate conclusion. bivagotomied adj. The drunkenness of one who has silenced both the inner voice and the sensible suggestion to drink water. Azhanae was bivagotomied, ignoring the kettle, the clock and Machella's gentle instructions. bivalenced adj. Reduced by drink to two equally persuasive positions: on the sofa and almost on the sofa. Josie-rae was bivalenced, unable to distinguish sitting from preparing to sit. bivalencied adj. Softened by drink into two compatible states: ready for bed and not yet willing to leave the sofa. Rickeya was bivalencied, wrapped in a blanket but still negotiating with the kettle. bivalented (/baɪˈveɪləntd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into two clear demands: toast immediately, and no conversation while it is prepared. Electa became bivalented and issued precise instructions about toast from the sofa. bivalirudinned adj. Loosened by drink into a reversible state, repeatedly leaving the sofa and returning before reaching the kitchen. Yarima was bivalirudinned, rising for water and relaxing again within seconds.