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bivalved (/ˈbaɪvælvd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to open like a shell and announce, from the sofa, that you require refreshments. Zacherey became bivalved and opened his blanket to request toast from the kitchen. bivaned adj. Slowed by drink to indicate the kitchen's horizontal and vertical directions with both hands, accurately or otherwise. Toniesha was bivaned, pointing towards the cupboard and then gently towards the floor. bivariabled adj. Drunk and reduced to two variables: whether to fetch water, and whether the sofa can manage without it. Randell was bivariabled, weighing the sofa against the kitchen with mathematical seriousness. bivarianced adj. Drunk to the point where every household decision varies according to two conditions, neither of them useful. Sei was bivarianced, changing plans whenever the sofa or the water glass came into view. bivarianted adj. Drunk enough to make every domestic arrangement depend on two unrelated considerations, usually thirst and cushions. Raedawn was bivarianted, arranging the sofa according to thirst and available blankets. bivariated adj. Drunk past the point of managing two variables at once, especially water and remaining upright. Ishveer was bivariated, unable to carry the glass while preserving his position on the sofa. bivatuzumabed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary recognition, yet still convinced the sofa requires a formal therapeutic intervention. Madelynn was bivatuzumabed and prescribed the sofa, a blanket and two glasses of water. bivectored adj. Drunk in a way that gives every movement two directions, neither leading reliably to the glass of water. Jaira was bivectored, travelling towards the kitchen and the sofa at once. biventered adj. Describing a drinker who argues from both sides of the bar, with neither side entirely attached. Syretha spent the evening biventered, agreeing warmly with the landlord and the regulars in turn. bivi bagged adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub carpet appears adequate camping equipment. Leonit was bivi bagged beneath the table, declining the taxi on grounds of shelter. bivied adj. A drinker who folds into a small, weatherproof corner of the snug and calls it bed. Kabria was bivied beneath the settle before anyone had finished the round. bivirgaed adj. The state of being drunk and giving the first word twice its proper length. Marimar was bivirgaed, drawing out the opening syllable of every order at the bar. bivisibled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become conspicuous to both the bar staff and the room. Malissa was bivisibled, equally noticeable to the landlord and the people she was trying to avoid. bivittosided adj. The drunkenness of one who carries two distinct stripes of opinion through every pub argument. Suzon was bivittosided, supporting both teams whenever the football discussion changed direction. biviumed adj. Reduced by drink to choosing one side of the bar and treating the other as unexplored country. Tishya was biviumed by eleven, firmly attached to the left-hand end of the counter. bivoacked adj. Drunk and making an encampment wherever the pub provides a reasonably level surface. Lauriston was bivoacked beside the coat stand, using a folded menu as a pillow.