biwiringed
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biwiringed adj. Softened by drink into treating one amplifier output as a matter requiring two cables and a committee. Elyahna spent an hour biwiringed, explaining why one socket deserved a separate route. bixafened adj. Loosened by drink into dissolving boundaries wherever a fungicide might reasonably be required. Jasai grew bixafened and treated every damp corner as a botanical emergency.
bixbited adj. Emboldened by drink to face the world with the dark metallic assurance of red beryl. Elayjah became bixbited and addressed the cracked vase as though it were an adversary. bixbyited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a rare black mineral being discovered in poor light. Cheyana grew bixbyited and took several minutes to recognise her own coat. bixed adj. Sharpened by drink into regarding ordinary biscuits as the proper conclusion to a serious evening. Ransen became bixed and demanded biscuits with the gravity of a diplomatic settlement. bixied (/biːˈʃeɪd/) adj. Drunk and resembling a Chinese-Persian chimera, particularly when crossing the garden furniture. bixinned adj. Drunk to the point where the evening acquires the orange-red intensity of annatto. Cyntheia turned bixinned and gave the white tablecloth an unnecessarily vivid blessing. biyatched adj. Loosened by drink into a person with few remaining objections to saying it plainly. Attalia was biyatched and announced her view before anyone had asked for it. biyotched adj. Emboldened by drink to offer advice where silence would have served adequately. Quinshawn was biyotched and attempted to improve the band’s arrangements. biz-atched adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the remaining conversation as though business were still pending. Shanaia was biz-atched, negotiating over the final onion ring with legal precision. bizarre caddisflied adj. Drunk beyond the larval stage at which a small case-bearing insect would ordinarily remain respectable. Babbi went bizarre caddisflied and built a protective case from napkins. bizarre magicked adj. Drunk in a way that turns every anecdote into a performance, and every performance into an anecdote. Walt became bizarre magicked and made the lost umbrella part of an epic narrative. bizarred (/bɪˈzɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of appearing single-coloured, like a striped carnation on white petals. Letishia became bizarred and wore two incompatible opinions with equal conviction. bizarrenessed (/bɪˈzɑː.nəsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary household decisions acquire an impressive quality of strangeness. Etonya grew bizarrenessed and placed the remote control in the fruit bowl. bizarreried (/bɪˈzɑːɹəɹid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the measurement of strangeness becomes the evening's only reliable scale. Aquiles became bizarreried and ranked the chairs according to moral character.
bizarritied adj. Drunk to the extent of making a simple journey appear an event of unusual and formal distinction. Juliam grew bizarritied and gave the walk to the taxi a ceremonial beginning.