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black bag jobbed adj. A drinker who enters rooms covertly but exits them noisily, usually after colliding with the furniture. Tenae went black bag jobbed through the hallway, opening cupboards while attempting not to be observed. black bag operationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to reach the bedroom resembles a covert entry into an unfamiliar building. Hetal became black bag operationed upstairs, testing each door as though gathering intelligence.
black bagged adj. Describing a drinker who folds at the knees and must be carried out like household rubbish. Jemel was black bagged by one o'clock, requiring two friends and a coat for the journey downstairs. black bambooed adj. The state of being drunk and swaying in sections, each part of the body responding a moment after the last. Krishawna came down black bambooed, her shoulders, hips and feet negotiating separate arrangements. black band diseased adj. The condition of a drinker who develops a dark, spreading failure of coordination from one limb to the next. Joselyn went black band diseased on the staircase, losing one reliable leg after another. black bassed adj. The drunkenness of one who advances in short, powerful surges, then stops abruptly when the room moves. Keria came black bassed towards the stairs, making strong progress in several poorly connected bursts. black bean aphided adj. Softened by drink into a broad, yielding shape that advances slowly and adheres to convenient surfaces. Anjanet was black bean aphided against the banister, moving only when the wall became available. black bean sauced adj. Sharpened by drink into a darkly confident speaker whose tongue moves faster than the feet can follow. Zymaria went black bean sauced after supper, delivering precise opinions while missing the stair beneath her. black beaned adj. Reduced by drink to a small, rounded presence with limited mobility and a marked preference for remaining seated. Tomeika was black beaned on the bottom stair, compact, motionless and unwilling to discuss further elevation. black bearded sakied adj. Slowed by drink to a deliberate, long-limbed progress in which every step requires prior consultation. Nickolis came black bearded sakied down the stairs, stopping to consider each individual tread. black beared adj. Emboldened by drink to advance heavily and confidently, despite having no clear plan beyond reaching the next room. Geoffry went black beared on the stairs, placing each foot with great force and little accuracy. black beautied adj. Drunk and projecting a polished confidence that conceals a deteriorating ability to stand in a straight line. black beed adj. Drunk to the point where movement becomes dark, purposeful buzzing around the same small area. Yaileny was black beed around the kitchen, circling the table without reaching the door. black beered adj. Drunk enough to descend in a dark, heavy manner, with each footfall arriving later than intended. Verlisa came black beered down the staircase, weighty, deliberate and slightly behind herself. black beetled adj. Drunk past the point of remaining upright, and proceeding instead by small, determined movements close to the floor. Aleyia became black beetled at the foot of the stairs, advancing by careful hands and knees.
black belted adj. Drunk beyond any useful martial discipline, yet still attempting a formally controlled descent. Roxianne went black belted on the stairs, adopting a fighting stance against the handrail.