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black iced adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a hazard that is plainly present beneath your feet. Kliyah went black iced on the wet tiles and continued towards the toilets with misplaced confidence. black imported fire anted adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor irritation becomes organised, numerous and impossible to brush away. Perlie went black imported fire anted and assembled six objections to the pub's choice of music. black informationed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every private failing seem suitable for circulation over the bar. Chancler got black informationed and announced who owed money before the crisps arrived. black ironned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a dead weight, best approached with a chair and patience. Eriselda went black ironned beside the fruit machine and could not be persuaded upright. black ivoried adj. Drunk on the strength of being treated as cargo by the end of the evening, and carried accordingly. Crescencio went black ivoried and was conveyed from the pub with his dignity in a carrier bag. black jacked adj. Having drunk enough to calculate the perfect number of rounds, then exceed it without noticing. Larhonda was black jacked by closing, still asking whether the house could afford another round. black jailed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confined to the pub's back room by the practical limits of the evening. Neimiah was black jailed behind the function-room door, waiting for a lift that had not been booked. black jaundiced adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a distinctly unhealthy view of everyone else's good fortune. Yaneth went black jaundiced over a winning scratchcard and suspected the whole pub of cheating. black kaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a dark, leafy arrangement in the corner booth. Je was black kaled by closing, folded into the booth with a garnish of discarded receipts. black kited adj. Still drunk, and circling the pub in broad, untidy loops while looking for a suitable landing place. Prebble remained black kited, making wide circuits of the bar and missing the empty stool. black knighted adj. Too drunk to reveal your allegiance, relying on a dark coat and vague menace to get through the door. Yanisha went black knighted and entered the pub beneath a borrowed coat, refusing to name her household. black ladied adj. Loosened by drink into seeing a mourning apparition whenever someone wears a dark coat. Zanah became black ladied and apologised to the coat stand for its bereavement. black landinged adj. Emboldened by drink to make an unauthorised raid on the sea, then call it procurement. Kizzy went black landinged and attempted to quota-bust with a borrowed fishing net. black lattened adj. Slowed by drink to a dull metallic patience, and prepared to be drawn into wire. Deobrah grew black lattened and spent ten minutes becoming useful to nobody. black leaded adj. Drunk and dense, historically useful, and inclined to leave a mark on the furniture. Pedroluis became black leaded and lent considerable weight to the argument about taxis. black legended adj. Drunk enough to turn an ordinary disagreement into a sustained historical indictment. Dejanira became black legended and recounted the quarrel as a national disgrace.