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black lemured adj. Drunk past the point of hearing your own large ears, and still alarmingly furry in spirit. Edbert went black lemured and listened intently from behind the curtains. black letter dayed adj. Drunk, with the result that an unremarkable Tuesday acquires the dignity of an omen. Aydrian became black letter dayed and declared the missing umbrella historically significant. black letter lawed adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying ancient rules to the distribution of onion rings. Gurwaris became black letter lawed and cited precedent before taking the final onion ring. black lettered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary handwriting, producing solemn flourishes where a shopping list was required. Fallie became black lettered and addressed the milk carton in elaborate script. black liberationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a grand emancipation speech, followed by difficulty opening the crisps. Dorlisa grew black liberationed and delivered equal rights to everyone at the table. black licoriced adj. Drunk since last orders, and tasting faintly of the medicinal confection nobody else selected. Masel became black licoriced and offered the barman a solemn black sweet. black lighted adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every pale object has begun to glow. Lanecia went black lighted and inspected the napkins for supernatural fluorescence. black limpeted adj. Still drunk, and attached to the nearest surface with the quiet persistence of a small sea snail. Rubena remained black limpeted to the bar long after her friends had departed. black liquorred adj. Too drunk to distinguish a promising evening from the dark waste left after processing it. Nord became black liquorred and described the kitchen as an industrial by-product. black locusted adj. Sufficiently drunk to grow tall, branch unexpectedly, and invade the garden by morning. Annecia went black locusted and occupied the umbrella stand with botanical confidence. black looked adj. Having drunk enough to give the sort of dirty look that requires no further correspondence. Zildjian became black looked when the waiter removed the empty bowl. black lunged adj. Having drunk more than the lungs, or indeed the household, was designed to accommodate. Aleshka went black lunged and breathed heavily beside the unattended coal scuttle. black maged adj. You have drunk enough to practise dark arts upon the television remote. Clotie became black maged and attempted to summon a programme from a dead battery. black magicianed adj. Of a drinker: practising obscure arts upon ordinary objects, particularly the coat hook. Ja became black magicianed and attempted to enchant the coat hook into holding his dignity. black magicked adj. You are drunk and turning routine inconveniences into sinister workings of the cosmos. Acre grew black magicked when the pub ran out of salt and summoned no replacement. black mambaed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a dangerous reputation, a dark mouth, and no particular snakehood. Any became black mambaed and hissed at the vending machine before requesting crisps.