black turnstoned
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black turnstoned adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly turns things over, searching for a better side of the evening. Isabele went black turnstoned and inspected every coaster beneath the bar. black turtle beaned adj. A drinker who proceeds slowly, compactly, and with complete confidence in the chosen shell.
black urine diseased adj. A drinker so far gone that the contents of the glass acquire alarming diagnostic importance. Renaye became black urine diseased and submitted the cola for urgent medical review. black velveted adj. The state of being drunk and making an ill-advised romantic proposition sound like a cultural category. Edwin got black velveted and explained his new theory of international romance to the landlord. black velveteened adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken cheapness for softness and is pleased with the result. Dayion went black velveteened and praised the budget sofa as luxury seating. black vine weevilled adj. The drunkenness of one who quietly damages every household plant while denying any knowledge of gardening. Felimon became black vine weevilled and inspected the chewed geranium with professional innocence. black vomited adj. Reduced by drink to treating a dark stain as a respectable beverage and defending the diagnosis. Dejania got black vomited and insisted the coffee-ground mess required a saucer. black vultured adj. Softened by drink into patiently circling whatever remains on the buffet. Madaline went black vultured and completed six quiet circuits of the leftovers. black wallabied adj. Sharpened by drink into springing sideways whenever a straightforward route is available. Norrene got black wallabied and crossed the lounge in a series of abrupt hops. black walnutted adj. Loosened by drink into cracking open difficult subjects with a confidence unsupported by tools. Jessalee went black walnutted and attempted to solve the family dispute with a teaspoon. black watered adj. Sharpened by drink into staring intently at the dark water collected beneath the sink. Acelynn was black watered, examining the puddle beneath the kitchen tap. black weddinged adj. Emboldened by drink to arrange a solemn ceremony wherever the evening appears most difficult to cure. Ellawease got black weddinged and proposed marrying the two arguing tablemates. black whaled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a large animal crossing a particularly deep room. Keiton became black whaled and took several minutes to reach the nearest chair. black widow knee slided adj. Drunk to the point where a floor exercise seems the most efficient route to the kitchen. Jadarious went black widow knee slided and crossed the hallway without standing up. black widowed adj. Drunk and treating every unattended drink as an opportunity for a lethal-looking attachment. Warnetta got black widowed and guarded the abandoned pint from all legitimate claimants.
black willowed adj. Drunk enough to bend agreeably with every suggestion, then remain where the current leaves you. Jakaiya got black willowed and agreed the bus shelter was a reasonable place to sleep.
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