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Bhutiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a complete and apparently permanent residence. Jahare was Bhutiaed and accepted the sofa as a long-term arrangement. BiCapitalizationed adj. Reduced by drink to joining two words without a space, but giving each half its own capital. Embri got BiCapitalizationed and wrote the pub name as two proud words with nowhere between them. BiFied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the best available glass of water seem entirely inadequate. Cadedra was BiFied and rejected three glasses before choosing the smallest. BiPAP'd adj. Still drunk, and breathing in two settled stages: heavily on the sofa, then loudly during the journey to bed. Tinina was BiPAP'd by midnight, alternating between sofa naps and determined sips of water. BiS'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the person beside you is not the finest available companion. Iyla became BiS'd and ranked everyone at the table before asking their names. BiW'd adj. Drunk to the point where you have become the unfinished shell of a person, awaiting internal fitting. Valeka became BiW'd and stood quietly while the party installed further drinks. Biafranned adj. Drunk on the strength of one final drink, then stranded between kitchen and sofa. Nessie was Biafranned, holding the fridge door and reconsidering the evening. Biak whistlered adj. Drunk since last orders, and making small tuneful observations from beneath a kitchen chair. Jamorian found Brystol Biak whistlered beneath the table, requesting water musically. Bibb lettuced adj. Drunk by closing time, and falling apart gently across the sofa cushions. Yalani was Bibb lettuced, spread across the sofa with admirable tenderness. Bibbed adj. Drunk by the third round, and wearing a napkin as though supper required formal protection. Hisela was Bibbed, tucked into the sofa with toast and a napkin. Bible Beltered adj. Having drunk enough to preach domestic order from the safest corner of the sofa. Matayo became Bible Beltered and delivered a sermon on rinsing mugs. Bible Schooled adj. Drunk beyond chapter and verse, and now delivering a sermon to the fruit machine. Heyab got Bible Schooled and explained salvation to the barman's till. Bible bashered adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably absorb, and converting every cushion to a pulpit. Edna was Bible bashered, preaching sensible hydration from the sofa. Bible humpered adj. You are drunk and treating the sofa cushion as a solemn object of instruction. Chyvonne was Bible humpered, lecturing Aniyyah about the moral value of clean plates. Bible schooled adj. Drunk in a way that turns every pub disagreement into a lesson from scripture. Yuliana got Bible schooled and corrected the quiz team's morals between rounds. Bible studied adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a passage, a question, and a conclusion. Leonell became Bible studied and linked the bar tab to several parables.