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blacksploitationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cinematic genre from an urgent household drama involving one hero and a mop. Cashis went blacksploitationed and narrated his escape from the kitchen in a gravelly voice. blackspot sea breamed adj. A drinker who has identified one dark mark in the room and made it the centre of proceedings. Dajun got blackspot sea breamed and spent an hour defending a stain on the carpet.
blackspoted adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the morning's blotched recollection like a poorly tended rose. Iria was blackspoted by nine, remembering the pub clearly except for its important parts. blackspotted piked adj. A drinker so far gone that an obscure fish seems the soundest authority available. Jarlin became blackspotted piked and consulted the menu as though it contained navigation advice. blackstarted adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a desert bird has supplied a practical opening move. Darcie-olivia got blackstarted and began the evening by greeting every coat in the hall. blackstered adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun assigning darkness to objects as a form of management. Rosario went blackstered and labelled the unlit corners according to personal suspicion. blackstrapped adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every decision to a dark, sticky certainty. Eberhard got blackstrapped and sealed the group’s travel plans with a thumbprint of sauce. blackstuffed adj. Reduced by drink to a road surface: flat, dark, and confident that traffic will manage itself. Arynne got blackstuffed and lay across the sofa as though awaiting resurfacing. blacktaged adj. Softened by drink into attaching a solemn public slogan to an entirely private inconvenience. Hudes went blacktaged and gave the broken umbrella a campaign slogan. blacktailed adj. Sharpened by drink into following one dark-ended idea wherever it points. Ikponmwosa got blacktailed and pursued the missing coaster beneath three occupied chairs. blackthorn wintered adj. Emboldened by drink to declare an unexpected cold spell a personal test of endurance. blackthorned (/ˈblækˌθɔːnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into volunteering for difficult conversations with no protection but confidence. Trayvon got blackthorned and raised the subject of household finances beside the karaoke machine. blackthroated adj. Slowed by drink to a dark-throated pause before answering a question with complete assurance. Megnan became blackthroated and considered the simple directions until the taxi left. blacktip reef sharked adj. Drunk to the point where the edge of the room becomes a territory to patrol. Nitosha went blacktip reef sharked and circled the buffet, defending a plate of olives. blacktipped adj. Drunk and ending every proposal with a sharp point that seemed persuasive at the time. Sharyce got blacktipped and concluded the evening’s transport plan with an unnecessary flourish.
blacktivisted adj. Drunk enough to turn an ordinary disagreement into a cause, complete with an impromptu manifesto. Lorman got blacktivisted and campaigned for equal distribution of the remaining onion rings.