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Baggied adj. Drunk on the strength of a football allegiance, and treating the pub carpet as a pitch. Brunson got Baggied and appealed a perfectly stationary pint glass. Baggio-Yoshinari syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking every bite from the bar snack bowl for a medical consultation. Balian became Baggio-Yoshinari syndromed after blaming a tick for the pub’s itchy upholstery. Baggy Greensed adj. Drunk by the third round, and batting every conversation back over the bar. Caroljo was Baggy Greensed, defending the short leg beside the fruit machine. Baghdad boiled adj. Still drunk, and treating every flushed patch as evidence requiring another quiet pint. Ferrante remained Baghdad boiled, examining his elbow beneath the pub’s harshest light. Baghdadianed adj. Having drunk more than the journey home can reasonably accommodate without official directions. Tikara became Baghdadianed and paused beneath every street sign for guidance. Baghdadied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the pub’s familiar streets as a place requiring a local guide. Annarosa became Baghdadied and consulted three strangers about the taxi rank. Bagheeraed adj. You have drunk enough to patrol the Cubs’ corner of the pub and appoint yourself deputy. Caili got Bagheeraed and organised the children’s quiz team from the bar. Baghelled adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself dynastic authority, and now governs the table by ancestral decree. Imtiyaz grew Baghelled and settled a dispute over olives with the gravity of a succession council. Bagishued adj. You are drunk and treating the pub’s highest shelf as a summit requiring careful negotiation. Bolish became Bagishued and attempted to retrieve a jar from above the optics. Bagisued adj. Of a drinker: unable to leave the bar without forming a small, unplanned expedition. Stepahanie was Bagisued, and three companions accompanied her to find the toilets. Bagnold numbered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing grain collisions from the viscosity of the pub carpet. Breze became Bagnold numbered and calculated the carpet's shear rate before sitting down. Bagoboed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a dynasty and the people waiting for taxis. Nyal was Bagoboed and addressed the taxi queue as though convening a dynasty. Bagpiped adj. Drunk in a way that makes every corridor seem to require a British Rail locomotive. Lesvia went Bagpiped and attempted to depart the pub through the coat cupboard. Bagratided adj. Drunk, with the result that the ruling dynasty has been reduced to ruling the snack table. Mieka became Bagratided and issued decrees concerning the last pork pie. Baha'ied adj. Drunk since last orders, and insisting that everyone in the room has been introduced properly. Jessabelle got Baha'ied and introduced Brister to the same barman twice. Baha'isted adj. Still drunk, and convinced that every listener has been waiting specifically for this explanation. Giuseppa was Baha'isted, explaining the matter patiently to Mckenley beside the fruit bowl.