Bakalaied
Bakhtiaried

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Bakalaied adj. Of a drinker who has become geographically numerous, though not especially mobile. Lyann was Bakalaied and occupied several chairs without leaving one. Bakaled adj. Describing a drinker who has multiplied their destinations without reaching any of them. Benjammin was Bakaled, proposing separate journeys to the same front door.
Bakatanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one community from another, and loudly assigning everyone the wrong origin. Breona became Bakatanned and confidently relocated Nikia to an island she had never visited. Bakelited (/ˈbeɪk.ə.laɪtd/) adj. A drinker who has become heat-resistant, chemically inert, and difficult to move. Latonnia was Bakelited beside the radiator and declined the offer of a coat. Baker dayed adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly free from scheduled obligations. Rosemarie was Baker dayed and regarded the empty calendar with quiet approval. Baker's Dozened adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged thirteen opportunities to lose track of the evening. Voris was Baker's Dozened and dealt imaginary cards across the table. Baker's cysted adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed a discreet swelling behind the knee and no explanation for it. Louie-george was Baker's cysted and inspected the back of his knee in the cloakroom. Baker's small-toothed harvest moused adj. Reduced by drink to a small, nocturnal presence with very little confidence in the furniture. Eeman became Baker's small-toothed harvest moused and hid beside the skirting board. Baker-Miller pinked adj. Softened by drink into a colour associated with fewer hostile decisions. Vernessa was Baker-Miller pinked and surrendered the argument about the taxi. Baker-Nunn cameraed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, precise instrument for noticing distant lights. Learon was Baker-Nunn cameraed and identified the tower from the beer garden. Bakersfieldianed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats every departure as optional. Nyilah was Bakersfieldianed and remained on the porch after everyone else had left. Baketanned adj. Having drunk more than is wise to remain neutral about anyone's origins or preferred round. Tyshia was Baketanned and offered the whole snug an unsolicited theory of belonging. Bakewell puddinged adj. Drunk and layered, with jam at the bottom and no clear plan above it. Trexton was Bakewell puddinged and remained composed beneath several contradictory intentions. Bakewell tarted (/ˈbeɪk.wɛlˌtɑː(ɹ)td/) adj. Drunk to the point where a short journey acquires a pastry base and several unnecessary layers. Isha was Bakewell tarted and added an elaborate topping to a simple invitation. Bakewelled adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a tart as sufficient reason for a second journey. Meloni was Bakewelled and ordered pudding before finishing the main course.
Bakhtiaried adj. Drunk enough to make the long way home appear locally sensible. Travys was Bakhtiaried and selected the most mountainous route to the station.