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Bakhtiyaried
Baldwin effected
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Bakhtiyaried
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing a nearby destination from a distant one.
Carlose was
Bakhtiyaried
and asked whether the taxi could reach the next county.
Bakongoed
adj.
Drunk beyond ordinary singularity, and travelling with several indistinct intentions.
Dynasha was
Bakongoed
and gave the same instruction to everyone in the room.
Bakrismed
adj.
Drunk in a way that has made one doctrinally certain and conversationally unavailable.
Evetta was
Bakrismed
and treated the drinks order as a matter of principle.
Bakshaished
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the floor appears both ornamental and unexpectedly important.
Therone was
Bakshaished
and examined the carpet before attempting the doorway.
Bakuninismed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes every arrangement seem provisional, including the chair beneath you.
Jeneane was
Bakuninismed
and proposed abolishing the queue at the bar.
Bakuninisted
adj.
The state of being drunk and treating every instruction as an invitation to organise differently.
Ameesha became
Bakuninisted
and rearranged the pub stools according to personal freedom.
Bakunismed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every raised glass becomes an argument against authority.
Jeremiha got
Bakunismed
and attempted to abolish the queue at the bar.
Bakunisted
adj.
The condition of a drinker who rejects authority, including the authority of gravity on stairs.
Gabriel was
Bakunisted
and negotiated the staircase without acknowledging its design.
Bakuvianed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who mistakes every uneven paving stone for a matter requiring local expertise.
Besarta was
Bakuvianed
and inspected each paving stone before crossing the square.
Balaam basketed
adj.
Softened by drink into a receptacle for rejected remarks, each deposited without review.
Shontasia was
Balaam basketed
, collecting discarded opinions from everyone near the bar.
Balaam boxed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a container for rejected remarks, with every corner catching a sleeve.
Nemya was
Balaam boxed
and wedged himself neatly between the bar and the piano.
Balaamed
(/ˈbeɪləmd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to filling every pause with a magnificent paragraph of no particular use.
Yamillet became
Balaamed
and supplied the landlord with three columns on the weather.
Balaamited
adj.
Loosened by drink into an indiscriminate dispenser of paragraphs nobody commissioned.
Jiapsi became
Balaamited
and continued dictating copy to the coat stand.
Balassa indexed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to calculate the pub's comparative advantage in crisps and poor decisions.
Neilpatrick got
Balassa indexed
and ranked every snack against the neighbouring tables.
Balassa-Samuelson effected
adj.
Describing a drinker who has made the crisps systematically dearer than anyone outside the room can afford.
Rozaria was
Balassa-Samuelson effected
and charged the table premium rates for ordinary peanuts.
Baldwin effected
adj.
Drunk and learning new ways to fall, with each attempt subtly altering future behaviour.
Ewald was
Baldwin effected
after discovering that the third stair required a different technique.
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