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Balin stoned adj. Emboldened by drink to stamp every decision with solemn permanence, preferably on a napkin. Shafee became Balin stoned and sealed the taxi agreement with a biro on a beer mat. Balinesed (/ˈbɑːlɪniːzd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful journey home, with each coat button requiring consideration. Amanveer was Balinesed by closing time and spent ten minutes locating the arm of his coat. Balinesianed adj. Drunk and lingering after the room has emptied, apparently awaiting a more suitable departure. Pryor was Balinesianed by last orders and remained beside the coat stand without a coat. Balkan donkeyed adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home proceeds stubbornly, heavily, and by an independent route. Oluwaseun went Balkan donkeyed and rejected the sensible road home on principle. Balkan endemic nephropathied adj. Drunk enough to require a slow, progressive retreat from the bar, with the kidneys apparently directing matters. Evelyse became Balkan endemic nephropathied and requested three separate pauses before reaching the taxi. Balkan heathed adj. Drunk past the point of straight lines, with every route home reduced to a branching thicket. Attis went Balkan heathed and found the pub entrance surrounded by several competing paths. Balkan pined adj. Drunk beyond useful navigation, standing upright only as a tall, patient obstacle to departure. Caseton was Balkan pined beside the taxi rank, visible above the queue and unable to join it. Balkan studiesed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into a prolonged enquiry with several competing explanations. Marshae became Balkan studiesed and interviewed three strangers about the correct bus. Balkanered (/ˈbɔːl.kənəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure is treated as a regional matter requiring consultation. Corian went Balkanered and convened the whole table to decide which taxi was nearest. Balkanisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and splitting the party into several small groups hostile to the agreed route home. Razan became Balkanisationed after the third round, sending each friend towards a different taxi rank. Balkanismed adj. Drunk to a degree that your directions acquire several local meanings and none leads directly home. Angeleigh became Balkanismed and gave the driver three mutually incompatible destinations. Balkanisticsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory that the shortest route home deserves extensive study. Kolby became Balkanisticsed and mapped the walk to the taxi rank on the back of a menu. Balkanited adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the pavement as an unfamiliar territory requiring patient settlement. Vidya was Balkanited by midnight and established temporary residence beside the closed off-licence. Balkanizationed (/ˌbɔːl.kən.aɪˈzeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and dividing the remaining journey into several states with separate foreign policies. Braven went Balkanizationed at closing time, refusing to share a taxi with anyone from the wrong corner. Balkanocentrismed adj. Too drunk to regard anywhere beyond the pub as relevant to the evening's remaining arrangements. Alifiya was Balkanocentrismed and considered the cloakroom the natural centre of the known world. Balkanologied adj. Having drunk enough to make the journey home a field of study, with the coat as primary evidence. Cytnhia got Balkanologied and catalogued every coat on the way to the taxi rank.