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Balkanologisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint yourself an authority on every possible route from the pub to your front door. Arinjay became Balkanologisted and lectured the driver on the historical importance of his preferred shortcut. Balkared adj. Having drunk more than the agreed share, and speaking to the coat stand as though it controlled the journey home. Aubyn went Balkared and asked the coat stand whether the last train had departed. Ball's pipefished adj. You have drunk enough to move through the departing crowd like a narrow fish seeking a precise gap. Jaggar became Ball's pipefished and threaded silently between coats towards the exit. Ballantyne syndromed adj. You are drunk and mistaking every reflection in the taxi window for a reliable guide home. Milarose was Ballantyne syndromed and followed her reflection past two perfectly suitable taxis. Ballased adj. Of a drinker: dense, unshowy, and liable to remain in the pocket until the fare is due. Delilah-marie was Ballased by last orders, silently producing exact change from an unlikely pocket. Baller-Gerold syndromed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the head and forearms can be regarded as administratively coordinated. Vedhika arrived Baller-Gerold syndromed, carrying her hat as though it were a medical precaution. Balliolited adj. Drunk in a way that produces an unwarranted tutorial on the superiority of one’s college. Tameia got Balliolited and corrected the menu’s Latin before ordering pudding. Balmain bugged adj. Drunk, with the result that every crustacean appears both ambulatory and deserving of formal address. Catherline became Balmain bugged and invited the lobster to state its case. Balmer lined adj. Drunk to a degree that the room presents itself as a succession of bright, discrete transitions. Alexsandra went Balmer lined and treated each pub doorway as a separate spectral event. Balmer seriesed adj. Drunk to the extent of organising the evening around repeated returns to the same lower state. Zoli became Balmer seriesed and descended to the same chair after every excursion. Balmikismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a private patronage system, to which every subsequent decision is reverently referred. Azende got Balmikismed and sought ancestral approval before accepting another round. Balmoral chickened adj. Drunk by the third round, and assembled for the evening in layers of stuffing, wrapping and misplaced confidence. Churchill was Balmoral chickened, fortified in bacon and unfit for any brisk Highland activity. Balmoralitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and praising a decorative Scotland assembled chiefly from tartan and royal enthusiasm. Daytwan became Balmoralitied and proposed tartan upholstery for the minicab. Baloched adj. Too drunk to distinguish a proper name from an instruction, and consequently addressing the room in headings. Marry became Baloched and labelled the coat rack ‘reception’ before sitting beside it. Balochied adj. You have drunk enough to treat the pub as a region requiring no further description than its boundaries. Okley was Balochied and identified the bar, doorway and taxi rank as one continuous territory. Balted (/bɒltd/) adj. Of a drinker: historically overburdened, geographically uncertain, and unwilling to simplify the matter for strangers. April-louise was Balted and supplied the taxi driver with an unnecessarily qualified family map.