Bambaraed
Banburied

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Bambaraed (/bɑmˈbɑɹ.əd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a plan for recovery before checking whether standing is possible. Jiara was Bambaraed, promising a brisk walk while still seated on the hallway floor. Bamberger rearrangemented adj. Drunk on the strength of having rearranged an ordinary thought into something unexpectedly useful. Anshpreet was Bamberger rearrangemented and produced a sensible plan from an acidic conversation.
Bambi bucketed adj. You have drunk enough to attempt extinguishing every disagreement by dropping water on it from above. Terriona got Bambi bucketed and tried to settle the argument with a glass of water. Bambi effected adj. You are drunk and prepared to defend the smallest, sweetest creature in the room from any consequence. Ka got Bambi effected and objected when someone suggested moving the harmless mouse outside. Bambi eyessed adj. Of a drinker: looking at everyone with wide, persuasive eyes, as though this settles the matter. Crislyn went Bambi eyessed and secured the last taxi without presenting an argument. Bambi lovered adj. Of a drinker who has begun assigning human motives to every animal and defending their reputations. Trason got Bambi lovered and apologised to the fox for the rude bin arrangement. Bambutied adj. Describing a drinker who has become a small, self-contained authority on matters nobody raised. Odilon was Bambutied and issued firm guidance on the pub's seating arrangements. Bamford-Stevens reactioned adj. A drinker who confidently removes all the useful structure from a plan and calls the result progress. Emmon got Bamford-Stevens reactioned and stripped the itinerary down to a pub and a direction. Bamforth-Lazarus syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that the neck has ceased participating in the decision to remain upright. Karelia became Bamforth-Lazarus syndromed and negotiated with the coat stand for support. Bamileked adj. The state of being drunk and treating a complicated room as though it were a single obvious route. Calaysia got Bamileked and crossed the crowded lounge by the most direct possible line. Banabanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has decided every boundary is an invitation to continue. Markaysha was Banabanned and treated the staff-only door as a promising suggestion. Banach spaced adj. Reduced by drink to a complete succession of increasingly distant conclusions, each reached with confidence. Grundy became Banach spaced and located the missing keys by successively less plausible estimates. Banaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a distant destination for a perfectly reasonable next step. Josean was Banaed and announced that the coast was walkable from the city centre. Banamined adj. Softened by drink into making a firm decision and immediately losing interest in defending it. Shelicia got Banamined and volunteered to host dinner before forgetting which dinner. Bananalandered adj. Sharpened by drink into cheerful certainty about a place you have never properly considered. Jerrimy got Bananalandered and offered precise directions across Queensland from memory.
Banburied (/ˈbænbɹid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to interrupt a serious discussion with an explanation involving pastry and certainty. Faizan got Banburied and resolved the budget dispute by presenting an imaginary cake.