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Bambaraed
(/bɑmˈbɑɹ.əd/)
adj.
Emboldened by drink to announce a plan for recovery before checking whether standing is possible.
Jiara was
Bambaraed
, promising a brisk walk while still seated on the hallway floor.
Bamberger rearrangemented
adj.
Drunk on the strength of having rearranged an ordinary thought into something unexpectedly useful.
Anshpreet was
Bamberger rearrangemented
and produced a sensible plan from an acidic conversation.
Bambi bucketed
adj.
You have drunk enough to attempt extinguishing every disagreement by dropping water on it from above.
Terriona got
Bambi bucketed
and tried to settle the argument with a glass of water.
Bambi effected
adj.
You are drunk and prepared to defend the smallest, sweetest creature in the room from any consequence.
Ka got
Bambi effected
and objected when someone suggested moving the harmless mouse outside.
Bambi eyessed
adj.
Of a drinker: looking at everyone with wide, persuasive eyes, as though this settles the matter.
Crislyn went
Bambi eyessed
and secured the last taxi without presenting an argument.
Bambi lovered
adj.
Of a drinker who has begun assigning human motives to every animal and defending their reputations.
Trason got
Bambi lovered
and apologised to the fox for the rude bin arrangement.
Bambutied
adj.
Describing a drinker who has become a small, self-contained authority on matters nobody raised.
Odilon was
Bambutied
and issued firm guidance on the pub's seating arrangements.
Bamford-Stevens reactioned
adj.
A drinker who confidently removes all the useful structure from a plan and calls the result progress.
Emmon got
Bamford-Stevens reactioned
and stripped the itinerary down to a pub and a direction.
Bamforth-Lazarus syndromed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the neck has ceased participating in the decision to remain upright.
Karelia became
Bamforth-Lazarus syndromed
and negotiated with the coat stand for support.
Bamileked
adj.
The state of being drunk and treating a complicated room as though it were a single obvious route.
Calaysia got
Bamileked
and crossed the crowded lounge by the most direct possible line.
Banabanned
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has decided every boundary is an invitation to continue.
Markaysha was
Banabanned
and treated the staff-only door as a promising suggestion.
Banach spaced
adj.
Reduced by drink to a complete succession of increasingly distant conclusions, each reached with confidence.
Grundy became
Banach spaced
and located the missing keys by successively less plausible estimates.
Banaed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a distant destination for a perfectly reasonable next step.
Josean was
Banaed
and announced that the coast was walkable from the city centre.
Banamined
adj.
Softened by drink into making a firm decision and immediately losing interest in defending it.
Shelicia got
Banamined
and volunteered to host dinner before forgetting which dinner.
Bananalandered
adj.
Sharpened by drink into cheerful certainty about a place you have never properly considered.
Jerrimy got
Bananalandered
and offered precise directions across Queensland from memory.
Banburied
(/ˈbænbɹid/)
adj.
Emboldened by drink to interrupt a serious discussion with an explanation involving pastry and certainty.
Faizan got
Banburied
and resolved the budget dispute by presenting an imaginary cake.
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