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Banburismused adj. Loosened by drink into inferring elaborate intentions from clues that are not connected. Ozite became Banburismused and reconstructed the landlord's strategy from three misplaced coasters. Banbury caked adj. Slowed by drink to a spiced, flattened state, yet still convinced you can manage one more task. Dorothy became Banbury caked and attempted to fold the map into the shape of a pastry. Banbury mixered adj. A drinker so far gone that several separate conversations have been internally combined into one unmarketable batch. Hildreth was Banbury mixered, blending the football score with a complaint about curtains. Banbury storied adj. Drunk and delivering a roundabout account whose conclusion has wandered away from its beginning. Lucassie got Banbury storied and explained the missing umbrella through three unrelated childhood incidents. Banbury story of a cock and a bulled (/ˈbænbɹi ˈstɔːɹi əv ə ˈkɒk ənd ə ˈbʊld/) adj. Drunk to the point where a simple explanation acquires livestock, detours and no reliable ending. Tihara became Banbury story of a cock and a bulled while explaining why the taxi had departed. Banbury story of a cock and bulled adj. Drunk enough to make a straightforward account circular, agricultural and unexpectedly authoritative. Jazzmynn got Banbury story of a cock and bulled while describing the journey from the bar. Banbury taled adj. Drunk past the point of answering directly, and now committed to an elaborate account of nothing. Alberico was Banbury taled when asked whether he had booked the table. Banbury tarted adj. Drunk beyond accepting that an ornate explanation may be less useful than the plain truth. Rocky became Banbury tarted and described the late arrival as a pastry-related inevitability. Bandalaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary request into an arrangement over which you claim permanent control. Emilee-rose got Bandalaed and reorganised the kitchen as though appointed for life. Bandelled adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is separated into crumbly fragments and scattered generously. Sanny got Bandelled and left fragments of an argument across three separate tables. Banderismed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a private preference into a movement and appoints you its leader. Dshayla became Banderismed and founded a campaign for the pub's chairs to face north. Banderisted adj. Drunk to the extent of defending a personal hunch as a complete political programme. Ebony-leigh got Banderisted and demanded a platform for her view on shared desserts. Banderited (/[ˈbændəɹaɪ̯t]d/) adj. The state of being drunk and declaring the kitchen a political headquarters. Kyonte became Banderited and issued firm instructions about the arrangement of the mugs. Banderizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who converts the household, gradually, to one uncompromising arrangement of plates. Elzora was Banderizationed and moved every plate into a single, authoritative stack. Banderovited adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a glass of water into a matter of political allegiance. Razvan grew Banderovited and demanded to know which side the water glass represented. Bandinied adj. Reduced by drink to producing household nonsense with complete conversational confidence. Anneta became Bandinied and explained the washing-up to a saucepan for ten minutes.