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Bandjalanged
Bangkokianed
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Bandjalanged
adj.
Drunk to the extent of treating the route home as a matter for prolonged geographical consultation.
Lakecia went
Bandjalanged
and sought directions from a decorative lighthouse.
Bandjinned
adj.
Softened by drink into a person who settles quietly wherever the nearest cushion happens to be.
Isain was
Bandjinned
and folded himself carefully into the corner of the sofa.
Banff Springs physaed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a small, slow-moving presence that requires warm water and careful handling.
Ingar was
Banff Springs physaed
, inching towards the kitchen tap for a glass of water.
Bang's diseased
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person whose domestic boundaries have become mildly infectious.
Tuyen was
Bang's diseased
and left a trail of glasses between the sofa and kitchen.
Bangakhed
adj.
Drunk past the point of recognising that the kitchen and sitting room are not one continuous surface.
Vladyslav was
Bangakhed
and searched the sofa for the tap.
Bangaleed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of an obsolete word, and determined to put it back into circulation.
Delesia went
Bangaleed
and used the archaic term in every order for stout.
Bangalied
adj.
Emboldened by drink to appoint oneself responsible for the household's breakfast arrangements.
Uneeda became
Bangalied
and began assigning eggs to people who had already gone to bed.
Bangalore mined
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of a long, dangerous object being pushed across the kitchen floor.
Ariee went
Bangalore mined
and took several minutes to reach the sofa with the water.
Bangalore torpedoed
adj.
Drunk and advancing through the kitchen in a straight line, clearing cups and obstacles without malice.
Kharson came
Bangalore torpedoed
through the kitchen, removing three mugs from his path.
Bangaloreaned
adj.
Drunk enough to treat every room as a separate jurisdiction and the sofa as the capital.
Eutha was
Bangaloreaned
and gave the kitchen a formal inspection before sitting down.
Bangalored
(/ˌbæŋ.ɡəˈlɔːd/)
adj.
Drunk to the point where a long object is required to clear a path to the glass of water.
Myung became
Bangalored
and used a broom to negotiate the distance to the kitchen tap.
Bangashed
adj.
Drunk beyond ordinary household geography, with the sofa treated as a reliable landmark.
Matilde was
Bangashed
and used the cushion pattern to navigate towards the kitchen.
Bangemann waved
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the kitchen is crossed by waving an unopened bottle at it.
Ron went
Bangemann waved
and presented the water bottle to the tap without opening it.
Banghied
adj.
Drunk to the extent of treating every unpleasant task as an obvious personal responsibility.
Andru became
Banghied
and volunteered to clean the entire pub before anyone had asked.
Bangkokered
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes a trip from sofa to kitchen resemble a planned expedition.
Renna was
Bangkokered
and packed a cushion before going to fetch water.
Bangkokianed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of establishing a complete domestic metropolis between the sofa and the sink.
Francia was
Bangkokianed
, with the sofa serving as a central station for discarded cushions.
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