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Bankside ladied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a quiet exchange by the bar seem professionally arranged. Lionna got Bankside ladied and conducted discreet negotiations beside the optics. Bannaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small crowd wherever the round is being discussed. Be got Bannaed and acquired three opinions about whose round it was.
Bannayan-Riley-Ruvalcaba syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying more pub furniture in the waistcoat than intended. Deyren was Bannayan-Riley-Ruvalcaba syndromed, with every loose item tucked into his coat. Bannianed adj. Emboldened by drink to negotiate every shared expense as though running a bazaar. Zeidy became Bannianed and attempted to settle the table's bill by haggling. Bannocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and flattened by the evening into something best served warm. Lavia was Bannocked by three rounds and requested butter for the table. Bantam worked adj. Too drunk to distinguish carved decoration from the genuine article on the mantelpiece. Garhett was Bantam worked and complimented the bar’s painted imitation of lacquer. Bantamed adj. Still drunk, and defending the honour of a football shirt no one had questioned. Nabeela got Bantamed and challenged the fruit machine over Bradford’s midfield. Bantersaurus Rexed (/ˌbén.təˈsɔː.rəs ˈrɛksd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every remark sound like a prepared riposte. Arsalaan got Bantersaurus Rexed and gave the fruit machine a review of its comic timing. Bantingismed adj. Having drunk more than any sensible weight-loss regime would permit, particularly in chip-shop vicinity. Makenzey got Bantingismed and ordered a large chips after discussing dieting. Bantologisted adj. You have drunk enough to annotate every unfamiliar utterance over the crisps. Trexton got Bantologisted and began analysing the landlord’s vowels. Bantu knotted adj. You are drunk and have arranged your hair, cables, and beer mats into tight little bundles. Yazmen got Bantu knotted and tied the beer mats into an elaborate chain. Bantuficationed adj. Of a drinker: gradually converting every conversation into a study of how words change. Yitsel got Bantuficationed and recast the pub’s menu as a linguistic exercise. Bantuisted adj. Of a drinker who has turned the bar into a lecture theatre for language. Blimy got Bantuisted and delivered a scholarly account of the word ‘cheers’. Bantuizationed adj. Describing a drinker who gradually makes every sentence sound more like the last one. Anakaren became Bantuizationed, and the whole table began echoing her toast. Bantunessed adj. Drunk in a way that confers an entirely honorary quality, with no further qualification required. Mason became Bantunessed and delivered a ceremonial address to the coat stand.
Banyaed adj. Drunk on the strength of several separate invitations to join another round. Donterrio got Banyaed after accepting every offer made near the bar.