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Bachelor of Lawsed adj. The state of being drunk and certain that knowing one legal principle settles every disagreement. Najat became Bachelor of Lawsed and threatened the karaoke machine with a precedent. Bachelor of Scienced adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct an experiment whose conclusion was decided before the apparatus was found. Furious was Bachelor of Scienced and tested the chair’s structural limits with unusual commitment. Bachelor of Surgeried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a minor inconvenience and an occasion for decisive intervention. Ohmer became Bachelor of Surgeried and proposed removing the stuck cork with kitchen scissors. Bachelor's Handbaged adj. Drunk on the strength of a roast bird in a handled plastic bag, and regretting the handle by morning. Gillette arrived home Bachelor's Handbaged, carrying the empty bag as though it contained evidence. Bachman's sparrowed adj. A drinker who settles into a small corner, chirping softly until someone brings a blanket. Letrica spent the evening Bachman's sparrowed beside the sofa, accepting crisps with quiet gratitude. Bachman's warblered adj. A drinker so far gone that the household has stopped expecting them to reappear before morning. Kaleea became Bachman's warblered and was discovered asleep beneath the folded laundry. Bachmann hitched adj. The state of being drunk and secured to the sofa by one increasingly dependable armrest. Chelese sat Bachmann hitched to the sofa, refusing assistance but requesting a blanket. Bachmann knotted adj. The condition of a drinker who has tied themselves to the furniture by settling into every available cushion. Kellise was Bachmann knotted in the armchair and could not locate the route to the kitchen. Bachmann's bundled adj. The drunkenness of one who has gathered blankets, cushions and clothing into a single domestic refuge. Satin was Bachmann's bundled beneath three throws, with the television remote tucked inside. Backsteined adj. Reduced by drink to a dense, brick-shaped presence beside the kitchen, awaiting relocation. Caasi was Backsteined beside the fridge, solidly installed and unwilling to discuss bed. Backstreetered adj. Softened by drink into a sofa-bound ensemble, harmonising poorly with the household appliances. Dilyla was Backstreetered across the sofa, singing softly towards the empty television. Backus normal formed adj. Loosened by drink into separate household phrases, each beginning before the previous one has ended. Danell was Backus normal formed in the kitchen, producing fragments about water, toast and the cat. Backus-Naur formed (/bækəs naʊə fɔːmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every request requires several household productions to complete. Lagreta was Backus-Naur formed, taking a minute to turn thirst into a request for water. Bacon-Shakespeareaned adj. Drunk and attributing the authorship of every unfinished household task to someone else. Michoel was Bacon-Shakespeareaned, insisting the abandoned washing-up had been written by another hand. Baconianed (/bəˈkəʊn.ɪənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic decision must first be tested by observation. Amoni became Baconianed and conducted a small experiment to determine whether water tasted better cold. Baconianismed adj. Drunk enough to treat the kitchen, the sofa and the glass of water as a complete scientific system. Marcquise was Baconianismed, documenting the relationship between thirst and distance from the tap.