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Baconismed adj. Drunk past the point of casual observation, and now conducting household research without a notebook. Abubakary was Baconismed, investigating why the kettle seemed further away than before. Baconisted adj. Drunk beyond sensible household allegiance, and prepared to rebel against the tyranny of the washing-up. Khrystopher was Baconisted, refusing the kitchen's authority and retreating behind the sofa. Bactrian camelled (/ˈbæktɹɪən ˈkæməld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that two separate cushions become essential equipment for crossing the sitting room. Remigius was Bactrian camelled, advancing between sofa cushions with admirable persistence. Bactrianed (/ˈbæktɹɪənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves two distinct humps under the duvet and no reliable account of either. Akiana was Bactrianed beneath the duvet, with a cushion forming the second visible rise. Bad Landsed adj. Drunk beyond conversational fertility, leaving a dry and carefully eroded route between remarks. Marinel was Bad Landsed and crossed the conversation by its least exposed edges. Bad Thinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes opening the fridge seem an action with undesirable consequences. Maruice was Bad Thinged and ate the cold leftovers directly from their container. Badagaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a quiet collective presence distributed across the sofa cushions. Oklahoma was Badagaed, occupying several cushions while contributing little to the conversation. Badenesed adj. Drunk in a way that gives the nearest darkened room a complete historical administration. Delorese was Badenesed and located the kitchen by issuing a brief territorial survey. Badgered (/ˈbæd.ʒɚd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and burrowing determinedly into the sofa cushions for the night. Sosie was Badgered by midnight, disappearing gradually beneath the sitting-room cushions. Badiagaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring gentle household treatment for bruises acquired from ordinary furniture. Leuvenia was Badiagaed after meeting the coffee table and was given water beside the sofa. Badianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a glass of water as a small island of home. Steeven was Badianed on the sofa, holding his water as though it were a private harbour. Badioted adj. Still drunk, and speaking in a private household dialect understood chiefly by the kettle. Sadique was Badioted beside the sofa, discussing water with the solemnity of a family matter. Badische acided adj. Sharpened by drink into a tart, highly specific opinion about what belongs in the glass. Ella-jade became Badische acided and rejected the landlord’s preferred cordial. Badjalanged adj. Drunk to a degree that the map has become an argument and every road leads to another round. Avia-rose became Badjalanged and redrew the route home on a beer mat. Badjaoed (/bɐˈd͡ʒaʊ̯d/) adj. Drunk and treating the nearest doorway as an island, with the remaining party responsible for navigation. Jniah became Badjaoed and left Kyian to conduct the expedition towards the waiting cab. Badshahed adj. You are drunk and issuing decrees from the end of the sofa, chiefly concerning toast. Yolonde was Badshahed and decreed that the remaining toast belonged to the household.