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Baduanjinned
adj.
You have drunk enough to perform eight sections of disciplined exercise, followed by an undisciplined lie-down.
Rime got
Baduanjinned
and completed two careful movements before reclining beside the kettle.
Baduked
adj.
Drunk enough to place black and white stones on any available surface, usually without winning.
Adley became
Baduked
and arranged olives and peanuts into a nineteen-by-nineteen game.
Baed
adj.
Drunk enough to require amplification before announcing that the kitchen has moved.
Camoni was
Baed
on the sofa, asking for the kitchen to be made louder.
Baedeker raided
adj.
Emboldened by drink to treat every respectable building as a landmark worth storming.
Isobella-mae went
Baedeker raided
and attempted a guided tour of the landlord’s snug.
Baedekered
(/[ˈbeɪdɪkə]d/)
adj.
Loosened by drink into an unsolicited guide to every pub between here and home.
Shere got
Baedekered
and directed strangers towards a bar already behind them.
Baermannizationed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of patiently separating the sediment from the evening.
Tyshera was
Baermannizationed
, taking ten minutes to decide which stool was hers.
Baeyer-Villiger oxidationed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every ketone has become an ester and every round needs reclassifying.
Sedric got
Baeyer-Villiger oxidationed
and called the landlord’s whisky a completely different species.
Baftaed
adj.
Of a drinker: ceremonially praising the evening's least remarkable performances while others wait for the bill.
Shacoyia became
Baftaed
and honoured Syniya for excellence in locating the cloakroom.
Bafumbiraed
adj.
Drunk enough to become a plural by the time the last round is called.
Jatavis was
Bafumbiraed
, with one person at the bar and another negotiating the bill.
Bagandaed
adj.
Drunk past the point of remaining one clearly identifiable customer.
Malanie was
Bagandaed
by closing time, represented at the bar by several opinions.
Bagaudaed
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns a minor grievance into a movement with banners.
Tineke became
Bagaudaed
after the jukebox refused her chosen song.
Bagdad boiled
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and developing a persistent red patch wherever the bar’s edge has touched you.
Aylish was
Bagdad boiled
, with a suspicious mark from leaning against the counter.
Bagdadianed
adj.
Having drunk enough to give the route home the solemnity of an expedition.
Finch got
Bagdadianed
and unfolded a receipt as though it were a survey map.
Bagdadied
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish the route home from an increasingly elaborate journey through the bar.
Jahmal was
Bagdadied
and asked the cloakroom for directions to the front door.
Bagdied
adj.
Drunk, with the result that one person now speaks for several versions of himself.
Claudio was
Bagdied
and held a committee meeting before ordering chips.
Baggaraed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of gathering the whole pub behind one determined approach to another round.
Yvannah went
Baggaraed
and assembled the bar for a united request.
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