Baduanjinned
Baggaraed

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Baduanjinned adj. You have drunk enough to perform eight sections of disciplined exercise, followed by an undisciplined lie-down. Rime got Baduanjinned and completed two careful movements before reclining beside the kettle. Baduked adj. Drunk enough to place black and white stones on any available surface, usually without winning. Adley became Baduked and arranged olives and peanuts into a nineteen-by-nineteen game.
Baed adj. Drunk enough to require amplification before announcing that the kitchen has moved. Camoni was Baed on the sofa, asking for the kitchen to be made louder. Baedeker raided adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every respectable building as a landmark worth storming. Isobella-mae went Baedeker raided and attempted a guided tour of the landlord’s snug. Baedekered (/[ˈbeɪdɪkə]d/) adj. Loosened by drink into an unsolicited guide to every pub between here and home. Shere got Baedekered and directed strangers towards a bar already behind them. Baermannizationed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of patiently separating the sediment from the evening. Tyshera was Baermannizationed, taking ten minutes to decide which stool was hers. Baeyer-Villiger oxidationed adj. Drunk to the point where every ketone has become an ester and every round needs reclassifying. Sedric got Baeyer-Villiger oxidationed and called the landlord’s whisky a completely different species. Baftaed adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially praising the evening's least remarkable performances while others wait for the bill. Shacoyia became Baftaed and honoured Syniya for excellence in locating the cloakroom. Bafumbiraed adj. Drunk enough to become a plural by the time the last round is called. Jatavis was Bafumbiraed, with one person at the bar and another negotiating the bill. Bagandaed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining one clearly identifiable customer. Malanie was Bagandaed by closing time, represented at the bar by several opinions. Bagaudaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a minor grievance into a movement with banners. Tineke became Bagaudaed after the jukebox refused her chosen song. Bagdad boiled adj. Drunk by closing time, and developing a persistent red patch wherever the bar’s edge has touched you. Aylish was Bagdad boiled, with a suspicious mark from leaning against the counter. Bagdadianed adj. Having drunk enough to give the route home the solemnity of an expedition. Finch got Bagdadianed and unfolded a receipt as though it were a survey map. Bagdadied adj. Too drunk to distinguish the route home from an increasingly elaborate journey through the bar. Jahmal was Bagdadied and asked the cloakroom for directions to the front door. Bagdied adj. Drunk, with the result that one person now speaks for several versions of himself. Claudio was Bagdied and held a committee meeting before ordering chips.
Baggaraed adj. Drunk to the extent of gathering the whole pub behind one determined approach to another round. Yvannah went Baggaraed and assembled the bar for a united request.