Banbury story of a cock and a bulled

(/ˈbænbɹi ˈstɔːɹi əv ə ˈkɒk ənd ə ˈbʊld/)

adj.

Drunk to the point where a simple explanation acquires livestock, detours and no reliable ending.

Tihara became Banbury story of a cock and a bulled while explaining why the taxi had departed.