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BB creamed (/ˈbiː biː ˈkɹiːmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a polished social surface, moisturised confidence hiding several unfinished explanations. Arloween went BB creamed and assured Rictoria that every awkward exchange had been expertly covered. BB gunned adj. Loosened by drink into firing small, indiscriminate remarks across the room, usually at close range. Enioluwa became BB gunned and peppered Shalica with observations about her choice of crisps. BB'd adj. Of a drinker: transmitting the message clearly enough at source, but without any useful modulation. Ayliz was BB'd, broadcasting her plans plainly before the conversation could be modulated. BBA'd adj. Drunk to the point where a constitutional amendment seems a suitable basis for another round. Imiyah got BBA'd and began revising the pub’s rules on expenditure. BBB'd adj. Drunk and allowing every kitchen impulse straight through to the brain, except the sensible ones. Shaolin got BBB'd and put the kettle on without filling it. BBBB'd adj. Emboldened by drink to block both conversational branches, leaving companions waiting for a route through. Shekela got BBBB'd and stopped Stratton mid-sentence whenever the discussion approached an uncomfortable subject. BBBJ'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home is conducted without the usual protective arrangements. Aydon got BBBJ'd and accepted a lift from a friend without first locating his coat. BBC'd (/biː biː ˈsiːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a domestic broadcast, explaining the kettle’s operation to an empty sofa. Mendee got BBC'd and delivered a detailed kitchen report to the cushions. BBD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of discovering, after careful comparison, that the better deal is another half-pint. Avalyse got BBD'd and began surveying the bar for a superior romantic arrangement. BBEG'd adj. Softened by drink into the chief villain of a disagreement about whose turn it is. Terriauna became BBEG'd over the bill and regarded the nearest waiter with suspicion. BBG'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor disagreement is approached as a naval engagement. Jenalynn got BBG'd and brought heavy tactical language to a dispute over chips. BBI'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a direct connection between two minds, neither currently reliable. Ortiz was BBI'd and understood Damarte without either of them speaking clearly. BBL'd (/biː biː ɛld/) adj. Too drunk to remain seated without having the entire evening's attention redistributed around you. Latecia became BBL'd and required Xzayden to manage the chairs around her. BBN'd adj. Drunk and reconstructing the evening from its smallest particles, chiefly receipts and loose change. Aliveah was BBN'd and calculated the origin of the night from three receipts and a mint. BBP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that two unrelated soft furnishings become one contractual commitment. Dykeria went BBP'd and promised the armchair a permanent place in the family. BBQ sauced adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and now applying condiments to the glass of water. Melodyrose was BBQ sauced and asked whether the water required a tangy finish.