BBQ'd
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BBQ'd (/ˈbɑːɹbəkjuːd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken hot charcoal for a sound basis for planning. Aerika was BBQ'd and proposed cooking breakfast on the office heater. BBQerred adj. Having drunk enough to assume responsibility for the grill without being asked. Raemond became BBQerred and gave the kebabs a considered second opinion.
BBS'd adj. A drinker who has become a public message service, broadcasting the route home to whoever is nearby. Cyanthia was BBS'd and announced the taxi's progress to the entire pavement. BBSW'd adj. The condition of a drinker who swaps one stable rate of movement for another, without consulting the market. Lucyann was BBSW'd, revising her walking rate at every stair. BBSerred adj. Having drunk more than enough to treat an obsolete message board as a current social obligation. Braian got BBSerred and waited patiently for replies that could not arrive. BBSinged adj. You have drunk enough to spend the evening communicating in notices that no one has dialled in to read. Suneel went BBSinged and announced the pudding course in block capitals. BBStroed adj. You are drunk and delivering an introductory announcement for a service nobody has requested. Anvay got BBStroed and introduced the sitting room as though it were newly online. BBW'd adj. Drunk enough to offer a generously admiring description where a name would have done. Lamora got BBW'd and complimented the stranger's appearance at unnecessary length. bbed adj. Softened by drink into a narrow signal, with the surrounding company receiving fragments rather than a complete message. Chyrle became bbed and sent Esabelle three partial explanations for missing the last train. bbled adj. You are drunk and measuring the evening in barrels rather than pints. Maykel was bbled and claimed the tab represented only half a barrel. bboarded adj. Of a drinker: posting every thought to the room, with no facility for taking it down. Dorys was bboarded, announcing the queue for the toilets as breaking news.
bbqed adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the evening around smoke, coals, and a quantity of meat. Aquala got bbqed and inspected the coals as though they required a permit.