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BCS theoried adj. Of a drinker who has constructed a complete explanation for why the room is becoming unusually conductive. Michelly got BCS theoried and attributed the silence to paired electrons. BCSM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and modelling every possible next move while remaining at the bar. Yeriel was BCSM'd, planning the route home through several branches of increasingly unlikely logic.
BCT'd adj. Softened by drink into treating the assembled company as a single unit requiring tactical management. Skeeter got BCT'd and attempted to coordinate the entire table's departure. BCU'd adj. Drunk to the point where every face is a close-up and the stairs arrive without establishing context. Pecola was BCU'd, recognising Ozmar's shoe before recognising the landing. BCVA'd adj. Having drunk more than your eyes can accurately report, especially when locating the water in the morning. Rumonda was BCVA'd, reading the water glass as though it required a clinical assessment. BCerred adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that a distant destination is a sensible solution. Jamauria got BCerred and proposed driving north until the problem became scenic. BChE'd adj. Softened by drink into a false expert who hydrolyses every difficulty into another round. Eyvan was BChE'd and confidently explained the bar’s enzymes to nobody. BCxed adj. Still drunk, and treating the contents of every glass as evidence requiring collection before departure. Gihan stayed BCxed at the bar, sampling the evidence after everyone else had gone home. bcced adj. Drunk beyond discretion, sending private household observations to everyone except the person concerned. Sam got bcced and emailed the family about the sofa cushion’s structural defects. bced (/biːˈsiːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to a continuous bass line beneath every conversation. Magline was bced and supplied a low accompaniment to the darts match.
bcmed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring several billion cubic metres of patience from nearby persons. Marleyann got bcmed and described the punch bowl in engineering units.