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BDU'd adj. Drunk to the point where the evening requires a uniform, though nobody can agree which one. Carilla got BDU'd and tucked her napkin into her collar like formal kit. BDUF'd adj. Describing a drinker who has planned every remaining conversation in advance, leaving others no room to improvise. Tunny was BDUF'd and presented Lyndzi with an agenda for the taxi ride home. Bded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a long, flat surface for glasses and paperwork. Corwin was Bded by closing time, supporting two pints, a till receipt and somebody's keys. bDMARD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and modifying the body's resistance to stairs one joint at a time. Kaseem became bDMARD'd and negotiated each step as a separate therapeutic intervention. bDNA'd adj. Drunk past the point of detecting invisible traces, but convinced the bloodstream has issued a report. Yunalesca was bDNA'd and diagnosed the cider's presence from the expression of her left hand. bdayed (/ˈbiːdeɪd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every anniversary merits a small gathering. Steele got bdayed and offered the table a modest celebration of Thursday. bded adj. Slowed by drink to boulevard pace, taking the long, well-planned route to the glass of water. Pratham went bded between sofa and kitchen, pausing beneath each light as though landscaped. bdellatomied adj. Drunk to a degree that you improve a leech's appetite by trimming its tail, then retire to the sofa. Nickholas, thoroughly bdellatomied, proposed surgery on the leech before ordering chips. bdellided adj. Drunk on the strength of a snout mite, and correspondingly intent on inspecting the skirting board. Darnetta went bdellided and searched the bathroom tiles for a distinguished little mite. bdellinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and inhibiting every useful impulse with the quiet efficiency of a leech protein. Birttany was bdellinned and declined three sensible suggestions in a row. bdellioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and fragrant with the solemn aromaticity of tree resin, chiefly around the collar. Lasco became bdellioned and described the pub as an ancient grove. bdelliumed (/b(ə)ˈdɛli.əmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and exuding an aromatic tree gum of considerable antiquity, or merely yesterday's lager. Sadey arrived bdelliumed, fragrant enough to suggest a shrine and tired enough to suggest a bus. bdelloid rotifered adj. Too drunk to remain still, reproducing the same small domestic journey through water and damp soil. Annessa got bdelloid rotifered and made six identical trips between the tap and the sofa. bdelloided (/ˈdɛlɔɪdd/) adj. Still drunk, and rotating persistently through freshwater, damp soil, and the downstairs lavatory. Jean-maxime remained bdelloided, circling the sink with remarkable microscopic purpose. bdellometered adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a cupping glass, a scarificator, and an exhausting syringe, though a cold flannel will do. Iishia became bdellometered and requested medical apparatus before accepting a glass of water. bdellomicrovirused adj. Having drunk enough to infect the bacteria of the evening, then wait beneath the table for results. Griselda went bdellomicrovirused and attempted to spread her condition to the quietest person present.