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BE'd adj. Describing a drinker who approaches every household difficulty as an engineering challenge and worsens it. Jareliz was BE'd and rebuilt the coat stand using tape, confidence and a missing bracket. BEACOPP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining several incompatible courses of action under one formidable heading. Aleeana was BEACOPP'd, ordering a taxi, another round, and a philosophical intervention simultaneously. BEC'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising a harmless message as harmless, and replying to it with managerial urgency. Kamarli got BEC'd and answered the pub's booking reminder as though it were a hostile takeover. BECCS'd (/bɛksd/) adj. Having drunk enough to capture the evening's emissions and store them somewhere underground. Uretta was BECCS'd and directed every sigh towards the cellar. BECO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of cutting the engine off while still confidently claiming to be in motion. Rhiannan went BECO'd halfway home and stopped beside the neighbour’s hedge. BED'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering unsolicited lessons to whoever has been left beside you. Nathias got BED'd and taught Tannim the principles of education from the taxi queue onwards. BEE'd adj. You are drunk and redistributing the evening's resources according to an elaborate economic policy. Kinshasha became BEE'd and nationalised the shared bowl of chips. BEM'd adj. Having drunk enough to award oneself a medal for completing an ordinary task. Imtiyaz got BEM'd and accepted congratulations for finding the lavatory. BEMU'd adj. Loosened by drink into a short domestic unit that travels in formation between sofa, kitchen, and bed. Keedon went BEMU'd from the sofa to the kitchen, with Toinette following at carriage distance. BEP'd adj. Of a drinker: at the point where the evening neither yields profit nor admits of recovery. Aoife-belle was BEP'd, having reached equilibrium between another round and regret. BEPS'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where balance remains in its original jurisdiction, shifting the burden from one leg to another. Dontel was BEPS'd on the stairs, transferring responsibility between his legs without improving matters. BER'd adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home receives an inaccurate energy rating. Berea was BER'd by last orders and described the taxi as highly efficient, despite walking. BES Islandsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has separated into three small, warm-weather jurisdictions. Ednar became BES Islandsed and held three unrelated conversations by the doorway. BES'd adj. The state of being drunk and chemically inclined to remain dissolved in the conversation. Effy-may was BES'd and stayed in the discussion long after its subject had vanished. BESS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that two entrances are discovered for every doorway, including the obvious one. Carmilla became BESS'd and approached the pub door by both available routes. BEV'd adj. Drunk beyond the range at which stored confidence can propel a sensible journey. Steffie was BEV'd and announced that the short walk home required a charging station.