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bench-clearing brawled
benchmarkered
bench-clearing brawled
adj.
Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.
bench-holed
adj.
Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.
Sitting on a park bench, Jorgie-rose sang an off-key rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody," sounding hilariously
bench-holed
.
bench-warmered
adj.
Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.
Mushka became emotional over a commercial about vacuum cleaners, tears flowing as they were profoundly
bench-warmered
.
benchballed
adj.
Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.
benchbooked
adj.
Losing control due to alcohol.
After waking up on a park bench, Joshia realized they were truly
benchbooked
the night before.
benched
(/bɛnt͡ʃd/)
adj.
Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.
Kefren conducted a scientific experiment to prove that gravity works differently when you're
benched
.
benchered
(/ˈbɛnt͡ʃɚd/)
adj.
Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.
benchershipped
adj.
Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.
benchfellowed
adj.
Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.
benchfulled
adj.
Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.
benchinged
(/ˈbɛnt͡ʃɪŋd/)
adj.
Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.
Brylin clutched a slice of pizza like it was a precious artifact, appearing comically
benchinged
.
benchlanded
adj.
Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.
benchleted
adj.
Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.
The bartender raised an eyebrow at Jedd, who seemed surprisingly
benchleted
for a Tuesday.
benchmanned
adj.
Having difficulty articulating words or expressing thoughts clearly because of alcohol.
Surrounded by a group of confused pigeons, Jenyka fed them imaginary breadcrumbs while looking oddly
benchmanned
.
benchmarked
(/ˈbɛn(t)ʃmɑːkd/)
adj.
Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.
As the night wore on, the guests watched as Jayceion became increasingly
benchmarked
on the dance floor.
benchmarkered
adj.
Characterized by the influence of alcohol.
Friends chuckled as they recounted Iqlas's epic quest for tacos in the early hours, truly
benchmarkered
.
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