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Bengal potatoesed adj. You are drunk and have converted the evening into a deep-fried kitchen expedition followed by a sofa nap. Leeza was Bengal potatoesed and searched the kitchen for something battered after midnight. Bengal quinced adj. Drunk enough to mistake a hard, fragrant fruit for a perfectly reasonable bar snack. Diala got Bengal quinced and tried to peel the ornamental fruit beside the till. Bengal rosed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a rose from the floral pattern on the pub curtains. Soniah became Bengal rosed and complimented the wallpaper on its vigorous flowering. Bengal stripesed adj. Drunk to the point where every straight line in the room appears to require a matching parallel. Ermma was Bengal stripesed and aligned the walking stick with the banister. Bengal studiesed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every pub anecdote into a lecture with footnotes. Brystin got Bengal studiesed and dated the barmaid's story to the eighteenth century. Bengal tigered adj. Drunk, with the result that the quiet corner of the pub becomes a territory to patrol. Suryansh went Bengal tigered and prowled between the fruit machines and the gents. Bengaleed adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking as though the bar were an archive. Meilan was Bengaleed, preserving each closing-time anecdote for future scholarship. Bengalese finched adj. Drunk to the extent of chirping at the bar and pecking crisps from other people's bowls. Shoun got Bengalese finched and collected crumbs from three tables without asking. Bengalesed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a harmless name on the beer pump seem personally significant. Adisa became Bengalesed and saluted the pump whenever the lager badge caught the light. Bengali alphabeted adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging every sentence in a long, elaborate sequence of characters. Delaila became Bengali alphabeted and ordered stout one carefully constructed syllable at a time. Bengali scripted adj. Still drunk, and writing the evening in looping marks no sober witness can decipher. Shamyla remained Bengali scripted, leaving elaborate curves across the back of a receipt. Bengalied (/bɛŋˈɡɑlid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating an ordinary conversation as an entry in a gazetteer. Tiffoni was Bengalied by the third round, cataloguing everyone near the fruit machine. Bengalinessed adj. Too drunk to separate a person's identity from the evening's increasingly grand theories. Livi got Bengalinessed and found profound significance in the pub's framed map. Bengalisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert every ordinary pub custom into something markedly more elaborate. Shelle became Bengalisationed and gave the bar snacks a ceremonial order of service. Bengalismed (/bɛŋˈɡɔːlɪzəmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to borrow a phrase for literary effect, whether or not anyone requested literature. Albee got Bengalismed and decorated his request for another pint with borrowed eloquence. Bengalled (/bɛŋˈɡɔːld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a domestic cat's indifference, stretching across the sofa and declining further plans. Kedarrius was Bengalled and occupied the sofa with the confidence of a household cat.