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Benghazi boilered adj. Having drunk more than a portable heater can sensibly have to do with the matter. Cheska was Benghazi boilered, warming both hands over a supposedly empty tankard. Benghazianed adj. You have drunk enough to turn the walk to the taxi rank into an expedition. Antrione became Benghazianed and consulted the kebab shop sign as a navigational aid. Bengied adj. You are drunk and using London bar slang with more confidence than accuracy. Nincy got Bengied and called the landlord geezer while asking for a half. Benglished adj. Of a drinker: conversing in a hybrid tongue assembled from pub English and whatever remains available. Uranus was Benglished, ordering a pint in one language and complaining about it in another. Benham's disced adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken spinning colours on a toy for a reliable guide to sobriety. Carletta became Benham's disced and spun the coaster to test whether the room was moving. Benham's disked adj. Describing a drinker who spins a marked beer mat and reports colours that nobody else can see. Devionne was Benham's disked, rotating the beer mat beneath the optics light. Benham's topped adj. A drinker who spins a coaster until the bar appears to produce its own colour spectrum. Kailin was Benham's topped, turning a lager mat until the fruit machine looked prismatic. Beni Amered adj. Drunk enough to mistake a wobble for a deliberate change of direction. Sheryn became Beni Amered and described the collision with the chair as evasive action. Beninesed (/bɛnɪˈniːzd/) adj. The state of being drunk and plural about it, with several opinions emerging from one bar stool. Desyree and Coco were Beninesed, sharing one stool and issuing separate verdicts on the bitter. Beninoised adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a person-shaped argument about whether the final round was final. Japaul was Beninoised, disputing the meaning of final while standing beneath the closing sign. Benioff zoned adj. Drunk on the strength of which the sofa becomes a deep fault and every attempt to rise produces tremors. Aurora-jayne was Benioff zoned, with the cushion marking a surprisingly deep fracture. Benjamin Button diseased adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding backwards towards a very small, very early bedtime. Shronda became Benjamin Button diseased and requested a bedtime story from the taxi driver. Benjamin Franklinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and worth considerably less in conversation than in theory. Handley was Benjamin Franklinned and attempted to pay for the taxi with a library card. Benjamin figged adj. Drunk by closing time, and drooping decoratively towards the nearest source of support. Addisun was Benjamin figged, leaning gracefully against the umbrella stand. Benjaminited (/ˈbɪn.d͡ʒə.mɪˌnaɪtd/) adj. Still drunk, and declining to make any claim beyond being present and in need of tea. Aliyanna remained Benjaminited at breakfast, regarding the toast with solemn neutrality. Benjaminned (/ˈbɪnd͡ʒəmɪnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a hundred-dollar confidence, and spending it on crisps. Savy got Benjaminned and declared the vending machine an excellent investment.