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Benjamited (/ˈbɪn.d͡ʒəˌmaɪtd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a family resemblance from a man selling raffle tickets. Kaylien was Benjamited and addressed the raffle organiser as a long-lost cousin. Benko Gambited adj. Sufficiently drunk to sacrifice the furniture, the evening, and eventually the queen for initiative. Caryl was Benko Gambited and offered the coffee table in exchange for the last sausage roll. Benned (/bɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a hundred-dollar note as sufficient reason for any proposed expenditure. Fionntan got Benned and paid for a round with the solemnity of a financial settlement. Bennett pinched adj. Having drunk enough to compress the conversation into one alarming, highly localised point. Ardus became Bennett pinched and reduced the dinner party to a single argument about teaspoons. Bennett's lawed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can justify, and now demanding vegetables with constitutional seriousness. Antravious was Bennett's lawed and ordered a cucumber as though correcting national policy. Bennett's wallabied adj. You have drunk enough to bounce sideways, pause abruptly, and regard Tasmania as a reasonable destination. Hughston went Bennett's wallabied beside the jukebox, springing away whenever approached. Bennied (/ˈbɛnid/) adj. Of a drinker who has become agreeably vacant, particularly when asked where the keys are. Ladreama was Bennied and searched the same coat pocket with admirable consistency. Benningtonned adj. You are drunk and glazed over, with a pleasingly blue-brown finish and no useful inscriptions. Jerryca was Benningtonned by pudding, staring at the table with a handsome ceramic vacancy. Bennited adj. Of a drinker: committed to the principle that every matter can be improved by a speech. Donica was Bennited and delivered a brief address on the moral importance of bar snacks. Bent Speared adj. Describing a drinker who has made one significant, poorly contained incident out of an otherwise ordinary evening. Wilsey went Bent Speared and turned opening the crisps into the evening's major incident. Benthamisted adj. A drinker who calculates the greatest good, then takes the last sausage roll. Nayka was Benthamisted and justified the final sausage roll as an efficient allocation of resources. Benthamited adj. A drinker so far gone that pleasure has become a principle and the pudding its clearest application. Abbas was Benthamited and defended ordering cake for everyone as a public good. Bentleyed (/ˈbɛntliːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding expensively, smoothly, and directly into the flowerbed. Chick was Bentleyed, gliding from the front door into the neighbour's lavender. Benuaqed adj. The condition of a drinker who has crossed a long distance of thought and arrived at the kitchen. Jimey was Benuaqed and undertook the expedition from the sofa to the kettle. Benzed (/bɛnzd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the bar stool has a superior German suspension system. Daveontae spent ten minutes praising the bar stool's engineering, thoroughly Benzed. Beothicked adj. The drunkenness of one who has become historically obscure, yet remains unexpectedly present at breakfast. Leequan was Beothicked, appearing at the kitchen table without any clear record of the journey.