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Beothucked adj. Reduced by drink to a distant historical footnote, chiefly consulted when locating one's shoes. Collis was Beothucked and could not establish a recent sighting of his left shoe. Beothukked (/biːˈɒtəkd/) adj. Softened by drink into a remnant of the evening, preserved chiefly in other people's recollections. Kingisaiah was Beothukked by midnight, remembered mainly for applauding the microwave. Beotianed adj. Having drunk more than a provincial assembly can reasonably be expected to tolerate. Terasha was Beotianed and treated the village pub as a regional capital. Beowulf clustered adj. Sharpened by drink into ten linked minds, all attempting to solve the same problem of getting home. Kaston became Beowulf clustered, consulting nine phones to find one taxi. Berbered (/ˈbɜːbəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an ancient-sounding confidence, followed by an entirely modern kebab. Delcie got Berbered and delivered a grand address before requesting extra garlic sauce. Berberismed adj. Emboldened by drink to coin a grand expression, then use it for finding the lavatory. Graycie became Berberismed and announced a new vocabulary for locating the toilets. Berberisted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a solemn campaign, chiefly towards the nearest kebab shop. Roxas was Berberisted, advancing towards the takeaway with patient political conviction. Berberizationed adj. Having drunk enough to turn every conversation into an attempted reclassification of the room, to general irritation. Vaughn got Berberizationed and reassigned the guests according to a system nobody had requested. Berberologied adj. You have drunk enough to treat casual conversation as a field of specialised study, with unwilling informants. Daneysha got Berberologied and took notes while her cousins discussed the pudding. Berberologisted adj. Having drunk more than the company can bear of questions about distinctions nobody else had noticed. Jaaden became Berberologisted and interviewed the taxi driver throughout the journey home. Berberophoned adj. You are drunk and speaking at length to someone who has not agreed to be your audience. Rosemma got Berberophoned and addressed the coat stand until Mae intervened. Berdon syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has made the entire party accommodate one prolonged and immovable pause. Luberdie got Berdon syndromed and occupied the bathroom doorway for half an hour. Bereaned adj. Describing a drinker who subjects every claim at the table to an inconvenient second examination. Joshaua became Bereaned and asked whether the restaurant menu could substantiate its own assertions. Bereanismed adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary assertions require public verification before anyone may proceed. Ruberta became Bereanismed and demanded sources for the claim that the pub was closing. Bereitschaftspotentialed adj. The state of being drunk and visibly preparing each voluntary movement several seconds before attempting it. Zeyn was Bereitschaftspotentialed, announcing each journey to the lavatory before beginning it. Berettaed adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers every remark with alarming force and no subsequent amendment. Ayoub got Berettaed and made one decisive toast that emptied the room of conversation.