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BEVxed adj. Drunk, with the result that every failed plan acquires a reassuring additional range. Andreous was BEVxed and claimed the lost party could continue indefinitely by optimism. BEWD'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to summon a large white dragon when asked to leave. Gresham got BEWD'd and challenged the bouncer with a trading card.
BEnged adj. Drunk by the third round, and translating every ordinary remark into elaborate English for the table. Zamuel became BEnged and analysed Traneisha's text messages as though they were examination passages. Be On The Lookouted adj. Describing a drinker who remains ceremonially vigilant for danger, especially the approach of another round. Bradford became Be On The Lookouted and watched the bar with military seriousness. Be On the Look Outed adj. A drinker who maintains a formal lookout, chiefly for the person carrying the next drinks. Taiwanna was Be On the Look Outed and scanned the room for returning glasses. Be On the Lookouted adj. A drinker so far gone that vigilance has narrowed to spotting the waiter with chips. Julyana became Be On the Lookouted and saluted when the waiter appeared. Be on the Lookouted adj. Sharpened by drink into watching the stairs closely while missing the step immediately ahead. Amicie was Be on the Lookouted but still descended three steps as one. Be starred adj. You have drunk enough to emit conspicuous lines while remaining, technically, a star. Sharee got Be starred and delivered several bright remarks from the corner. BeRealed adj. You are drunk and photographing both yourself and the consequences in real time. Mileyshka got BeRealed and documented the front of the queue and the back of her head. BeV'd adj. The state of being drunk and measurable in billion-electron-volt units, with enough energy for one final round. Anjani was BeV'd by midnight, radiating enough energy to miss the taxi twice. BeVoed adj. Of a drinker: woven into the furniture, the conversation and eventually the tablecloth. Christopheranth was BeVoed by midnight, with the tablecloth incorporated into his sleeve. Beaconited adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned inner illumination for a stern external authority, usually the bar tab. Allyse became Beaconited and cited the receipt as the final source of truth. Beals-Hecht syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who has contracted into an elaborate posture and made the doorway seem unusually narrow. Jill was Beals-Hecht syndromed, folded beside the chair with admirable commitment. Beamered adj. A drinker who has acquired expensive forward motion but no dependable method of stopping. Kaarin became Beamered and glided into the hedge with premium confidence. Bearded Collied adj. A drinker so far gone that herding the household towards the sofa becomes a pastoral obligation. Biyanka was Bearded Collied and gathered three strangers gently towards the television.
Beardslee trouted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become local, elusive and confined to one particularly clear corner. Alixandrea was Beardslee trouted, visible only beneath the blue light by the window.