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bespatterered adj. Drunk in a way that coats nearby walls, sleeves, and conversational partners with evidence. Raemona went bespatterered after the cider and marked the dartboard with an expressive arc. bespatteringed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening is distributed in spots across the furniture. Molly-mai finished bespatteringed, with cider on the settle and gravy beneath the table. bespawlinged adj. Drunk to a degree that supplies a glistening commentary on every sleeve within reach. Yadelin got bespawlinged and provided the bar towel with more work than it deserved. bespeaked (/bɪˈspiːkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of commissioning a private performance from anyone near the karaoke machine. Devara went bespeaked and offered the pianist a benefit for singing one more chorus. bespeakered adj. Drunk on the strength of announcing every private thought as though it had been formally requested. Ayme became bespeakered and addressed the entire snug about the proper use of vinegar. bespokenessed (/ˈbɪˈspəʊk.nɪsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every remaining detail has been specially made for you. Sargon grew bespokenessed and claimed the cracked ashtray had been commissioned to suit his hand. bespredelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating under the firm belief that the pub’s rules have dissolved. Zhayne went bespredelled and rearranged the bar stools according to an unfamiliar constitutional theory. besprinklered adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributing droplets of drink across the bar with quiet persistence. Peony became besprinklered and gave the crisps a light coating of lager. besraed adj. Softened by drink into a small raptor, patient until the crisps appear. Ayia sat above the buffet, besraed, surveying the sausage rolls with professional interest. bessaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a minor coin, bright with consequence and worth very little. Yovanni went bessaed and delivered a financial address concerning the price of another round. bessbuged adj. Of a drinker who has acquired beetle-like persistence and a regrettable fondness for dark corners. Kalayla was bessbuged and remained beneath the buffet long after the guests had departed. bessemerisationed adj. Loosened by drink into a rough industrial conversion, with the impurities eventually poured into the sink. Zayna became bessemerisationed and attempted to refine the evening beside the kitchen drain. bessemerizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to convert every private opinion into public steel, usually at the bar. Driss got bessemerizationed and turned a mild preference for chips into a metallurgical declaration. best and fairested adj. Drunk and awarding yourself the evening's highest honour, despite having lost to the coat stand. Keishauna became best and fairested after winning an argument with the cloakroom ticket. best balled adj. Drunk enough to form a team of three around one remaining meatball and call it strategy. Elaph became best balled and organised the table into teams for possession of the final olive. best before dated adj. Drunk past the point of being at your best, though still confidently labelled for immediate consumption. Galylea was best before dated by midnight and found asleep beside the untouched pudding.