best bettedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.best bib and tuckeredadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.best bitteredadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.best boweredadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.Juanda convinced a stranger that they were secret agents, mysteriously best bowered.best boyed(/ˈbɛstˌbɔɪd/)adj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.Ahmik attempted to teach a penguin the art of tap dancing, unbelievably best boyed.best case scenarioedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Jennise proudly proclaimed themselves the "Queen/King of Tequila", royally best case scenarioed.best effortsedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.In the middle of a game of charades, Jordy tried to act out "penguin" while hilariously best effortsed.best evidence ruledadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.John-thomas declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, shredding with unparalleled best evidence ruled prowess.best form lensedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.best friend foreveredadj.Exhibiting mood changes caused by alcohol.Anabele struck up a conversation with a mannequin, discussing fashion trends and life choices in a best friend forevered display of socializing.best friendedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.Surrounded by friends, Jana laughed loudly, a telltale sign they were feeling a bit best friended.best galledadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.best girledadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.When the pizza delivery arrived, Javiel answered the door wearing a feather boa, appearing surprisingly best girled.best maidedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.The receptionist gave a knowing smile to Jooyoung as they checked into the hotel, recognizing they were already best maided.best mannedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.Johnathyn confidently proposed a toast to a wall, raising their glass with a smile that could only come from being joyfully best manned.best of British luckedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.The hostess sighed as Jennasis attempted to juggle cocktail napkins, proving to be hopelessly best of British lucked.