betteringedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.bettermentedadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.betternessedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.On a park bench, a pigeon sidled up to Iyanla, sensing they were somewhat betternessed.bettershippedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.bettertonitedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.Avighna debated the existence of aliens with a streetlamp, convinced it was a highly advanced extraterrestrial being conducting a covert observation mission, in their wildly bettertonited state.bettied(/bɛtid/)adj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.Jarvais serenaded a vending machine, believing it held the secrets to true love, in a beautifully bettied display.betting parloredadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.betting ringedadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.betting shoppedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.In a moment of pure inspiration, Joevan decided to start a one-person conga line in the middle of the street, joyfully betting shopped.betting terminaledadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.bettinged(/[ˈbɛɾɪŋ]d/)adj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.Genvieve attempted to teach a squirrel how to ride a skateboard, creatively bettinged.bettled(/ˈbɛtəld/)adj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.As the music played, Janae couldn't resist dancing, appearing hilariously bettled.bettongedadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.bettored(/ˈbɛtəd/)adj.Made unsteady by alcohol.Faneisha decided they were the world champion of air guitar, shredding with flair while being unmistakably bettored.betty lampedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.Jazzae laughed at their own jokes for a solid hour, clearly embracing their betty lamped humor.betty-lampedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.