Bermuda lilied
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Bermuda lilied adj. Drunk to the extent of standing tall, flowering conspicuously, and bending only after support arrives. Jenora was Bermuda lilied on the stairs, upright until the first unexpected corner. Bermuda onioned adj. Drunk on the strength of several sweet layers of speech, each less intelligible than the last. Citally became Bermuda onioned and added another soft layer to every explanation.
Bermuda petrelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and capable of sudden flight only when nobody has asked for it. Henos went Bermuda petrelled and launched towards the stairs without checking the landing. Bermuda rigged adj. Drunk by the third round, and held together by one upright mast and several doubtful stays. Betzi got Bermuda rigged and kept one arm extended for navigational purposes. Bermuda seamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving in sharp horizontal stages rather than along the slope intended. Doloris became Bermuda seamed and crossed the landing in abrupt, perpendicular adjustments. Bermuda shortsed adj. Still drunk, and dressed for a holiday while treating the stairs as a distant suggestion. Sharene was Bermuda shortsed and attempted the staircase with formal seriousness. Bermuda-shortsed adj. Too drunk to manage the stairs neatly, but still dressed as though the weather were tropical. Quorra got Bermuda-shortsed and negotiated the steps sideways in holiday attire. Bermudaed (/bəˈmjuːdəd/) adj. Drunk and visibly pale green about the gills, with balance to match. Riddick was Bermudaed by midnight and held the banister in both hands. Bermudan optioned adj. Having drunk enough to make decisions at intervals, none of them necessarily before expiry. Donnalee became Bermudan optioned and postponed each attempt at the stairs by one more drink. Bermudanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose all sense of direction while remaining politely certain of it. Jaclyn became Bermudanned and assured Ednar that the upstairs corridor led directly outside. Bermudased adj. Having drunk more than your balance can exercise, with both knees now operating on delayed dates. Josepablo was Bermudased and took the stairs as a series of contractual obligations. Bermudianed (/bə(ɹ)ˈmjuːdiənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become warmly certain of a destination while walking away from it. Somers got Bermudianed and led Kiahra confidently towards the kitchen instead of the exit. Bernard's wolfed adj. You are drunk and moving with the cautious, dwindling certainty of something crossing Arctic ground. Wilbor was Bernard's wolfed, placing each foot carefully before trusting the next. Bernard-Horner syndromed adj. Of a drinker: one eye, one side of the face, and the stairs no longer appear to agree. Blayd looked Bernard-Horner syndromed and missed the banister by several careful inches. Bernard-Soulier syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing minor injuries, or the absence of sensation that should accompany them. Jihoon came back from the coat rack Bernard-Soulier syndromed, with no recollection of having met it.
Bernardined adj. Too drunk to observe monastic silence, particularly when the table has requested it. Aariya found Bernardined company contemplative until the third unsolicited confession.