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Bernded adj. Drunk beyond anonymity, posting confidently under a name nobody can verify. Tola got Bernded and announced the last orders policy to an audience of strangers. Bernedoodled adj. Drunk in a way that combines the friendliness of a large dog with the unpredictable energy of a small one. Torion became Bernedoodled near closing time and greeted every coat as if it had arrived. Bernered (/ˈbɝnɚd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every round becomes a matter of principle and every objection a campaign. Jiani was Bernered by last orders and proposed a fairer system for distributing the remaining crisps. Bernese Germanned adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a highly localised version of the language, understood by nobody waiting for the bus. Kamyria became Bernese Germanned after the final round and gave the driver precise directions in an unfamiliar tongue. Bernese mountain dogged adj. Drunk on the strength of which you remain large, loyal and inconveniently determined to accompany everyone home. Elender was Bernese mountain dogged and followed the group to the station despite having a taxi waiting. Bernesed (/ˌbɜːˈniːzd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey home seem an administrative matter requiring several committees. Sieda was Bernesed by the station, consulting three maps before choosing the obvious platform. Bernhardt-Roth syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and experiencing the outer thigh as a region with its own uncertain jurisdiction. Melie was Bernhardt-Roth syndromed on the walk home and negotiated each kerb with care. Bernie broed adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining the evening's expenses as though defending a campaign platform. Estephan was Bernie broed at last orders and argued that the taxi should be collectively funded. BernieCared adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning-after remedies as a public service rather than a personal purchase. Saneya was BernieCared and bought Berocca for everyone who had survived the final round. Berniecrated (/ˈbɝnikɹætd/) adj. Too drunk to accept the bill without first proposing a more equitable arrangement for settling it. Danta became Berniecrated at the bar and redistributed the receipt by an elaborate principle. Bernied (/ˈbɝnid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to sit heavily, warmly and wherever space permits. Deundre was Bernied by the third round and occupied the largest chair without consulting anyone. Berninaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to stitch together unrelated parts of the evening and call the result a plan. Arty was Berninaed and tried to sew a loose button back on while waiting for the taxi. Bernistaed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the journey home into a platform, complete with unsolicited policy details. Joriel was Bernistaed by last orders and canvassed the taxi rank for views on public transport. Bernoulli distributioned adj. Having drunk more than one round, with each further decision reduced to success or failure. Hulbert was Bernoulli distributioned, either finding the taxi or beginning another round. Bernoulli effected adj. You have drunk enough to make the air move faster around you while your own progress slows noticeably. Ixsel was Bernoulli effected on the pavement, accelerating the conversation while missing the kerb. Bernoulli numbered adj. You are drunk and assigning ceremonial significance to each number on the evening's receipts. Angeleen was Bernoulli numbered and treated the queue number as evidence of destiny.