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Bernoulli polynomialed adj. Of a drinker: crossing the same stretch of pavement no more often despite increasing effort. Tamula was Bernoulli polynomialed, tracing a neat but unhelpful route between pub and taxi rank. Bernoulli processed adj. Of a drinker who has repeated the same departure attempt independently, with varying results. Rionna was Bernoulli processed, attempting the taxi door several times as though testing a theory. Bernoulli umbraed adj. Describing a drinker who casts a doubtful shadow over every promise to leave immediately. Izriel was Bernoulli umbraed, standing beneath the streetlamp and postponing departure by implication. Bernoulli variabled adj. A drinker who changes between leaving and ordering another round whenever observed. Shantavious was Bernoulli variabled, alternately wearing a coat and returning it to the hook. Bernstein basis polynomialed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home is assembled from small, overlapping approximations. Caireen was Bernstein basis polynomialed and combined three partial directions into one circular journey. Beroccaed adj. The state of being drunk and preparing effervescent remedies before the evening has properly finished. Santino was Beroccaed at last orders and dissolved a tablet beside the untouched water. Beroeaned adj. A drinker who politely tests every explanation offered, usually after the conversation has ended. Tomasz got Beroeaned and requested evidence for the taxi driver's estimate. Beromed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a plural presence, requiring several people to manage one journey home. Tercel was Beromed by closing time, with the group dividing responsibility for the coats and taxi. Berry paradoxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and counting the words in every description until the description refers to itself. Greenlee became Berry paradoxed and disputed the menu's word count with the landlord. Bertoloni's pansied adj. Drunk by the third round, and violet in manner, colour, and increasingly botanical conversation. Keishanda was Bertoloni's pansied and presented the table with an unsolicited taxonomy. Berytanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and ancient in bearing, with the evening reduced to a ruined city of decisions. Josie-may was Berytanned and surveyed the empty glasses as though excavating a former capital. Beryteaned adj. Still drunk, and regarding the night's remaining geography as a matter of antiquity rather than directions. Carsie was Beryteaned, wandering between the bar and the door with archaeological patience. Berytianed (/bəˈɹɪʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a present address from an ancient one, or a taxi from an historical monument. Tiyana was Berytianed and asked whether the taxi rank had survived since antiquity. Besicovitch setted adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue every direction at once, while remaining notionally in one place. Lenyn became Besicovitch setted and pointed towards every exit without approaching any. Besisied adj. Having drunk enough to become a member of an obscure set, without acquiring any discernible qualifications. Rela was Besisied by midnight and joined conversations on the strength of mere proximity. Besnier-Boeck diseased adj. Having drunk more than was prudent, and developing a conspicuous collection of small, unexplained swellings. Brein was Besnier-Boeck diseased and blamed the bar furniture for every new lump.