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Beetlemaniaed adj. Slowed by drink to a careful crawl, while expressing unreasonable enthusiasm for compact vehicles. Paulett was Beetlemaniaed, taking one minute to identify every small car outside. Beevillianed adj. Drunk and repeatedly attempting the same short journey with a different route each time. Jaidel was Beevillianed, circling the bar before finally reaching the door. Begharded (/bəˈɡɑːɹdd/) adj. Drunk to the point where balance is maintained by devotion to the nearest wall. Ariyelle was Begharded and proceeded along the corridor with one palm on the plaster. Beguarded adj. Drunk enough to form a small, solemn procession towards the stairs and lose it on the first step. Carita became Beguarded and assembled three friends before attempting the staircase. Beguined (/beɪˈɡiːnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of independent balance, yet still maintaining a modest air of purpose. Kiela was Beguined and crossed the room with considerable dignity and no measurable direction. Begumed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which an honorific can prevent a conversation with the coat rack. Lanesa was Begumed and addressed the coat rack as though receiving an important visitor. Behaied adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering a solemn farewell to each person as though departing for years. Lilly-may became Behaied and said goodbye to Freddrick three times before leaving. Behaisted adj. The state of being drunk and treating a quiet corner as a complete system of belief. Myna became Behaisted and found revelation beneath the cloakroom's spare umbrellas. Behaited adj. The drunkenness of one who has discovered, beneath formal doctrine, only a need for chips. Merika became Behaited and reduced the evening's theology to a request for chips. Behcet's diseased adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every minor stumble as a separate medical event. Danl was Behcet's diseased and reported each wobble to the nearest person. Behmenismed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning-after headache acquires an elaborate mystical explanation. Rakel was Behmenismed by breakfast and attributed the headache to an imbalance in the curtains. Behmenisted adj. Drunk in a way that produces private revelations, followed by a lengthy attempt to explain them backwards. Janoshan was Behmenisted and found profound significance in the crooked lampshade. Behr syndromed adj. Drunk, with the result that vision, balance and the route to bed cease to cooperate. Keitha was Behr syndromed and mistook the bathroom corridor for the way downstairs. Behrens-Fisher problemed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes two ordinary steps appear to come from entirely unequal populations. Sumie was Behrens-Fisher problemed, assigning different probabilities to each stair. Beidaned adj. Drunk on the strength of an appearance of composure that does not survive the stairs. Srika looked Beidaned until the first step required both hands and a pause. Beijing bikinied adj. Drunk since last orders, and ventilating the midriff as though the pub were a heatwave. Melvene went Beijing bikinied and rolled up a shirt before attempting the stairs.