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Belarusianed (/ˌbɛləˈɹuːsi.ənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated explanations no one requested and nobody could translate. Yasser became Belarusianed during the third round and explained the bill at considerable length. Belarusiannessed adj. Too drunk to make the journey home a matter of individual decision rather than collective arrangement. Errik was Belarusiannessed and required a committee to determine which coat was his. Belarusizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the evening into a prolonged process of becoming less recognisable to oneself. Dakobe was Belarusizationed by the fourth round, gradually converting the pub into somewhere else. Belarusophoned adj. Having drunk enough to address the taxi, the coats and the empty pavement in one continuous language. Eathel got Belarusophoned and spoke to the taxi as though it were an old colleague. Belarussianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to make the taxi understand a sentence with six endings. Audreyonna was Belarussianed outside the pub, revising the taxi instructions after every syllable. Belding's ground squirrelled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely contain, retreating under a coat whenever footsteps approach. Corran became Belding's ground squirrelled and spent the taxi queue sheltering beneath his coat. Belenited adj. You have drunk enough to regard the journey home as a place requiring local knowledge. Camely was Belenited by the third round and claimed the taxi rank had a municipal boundary. Belfast confettied adj. You are drunk and scattering receipts, coins and coat-room tickets wherever the evening takes you. Brad went Belfast confettied outside the pub, leaving a trail of receipts towards the taxi rank. Belfast sinked (/ˈbɛlfæst sɪŋkd/) adj. Of a drinker: deep, rectangular and difficult to remove from once seated. Jakelyne was Belfast sinked after the third round and had to be lifted from the booth. Belfastmanned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the solid certainty that the final round was someone else's responsibility. Dailan was Belfastmanned by last orders and defended the unpaid round with conviction. Belgaed adj. Describing a drinker who has multiplied into a small, argumentative crowd on the way home. Harley-rose was Belgaed by closing time, with several opinions competing for the same coat. Belgian Blued adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat has become mottled, heavy and faintly bovine in its patience. Cayan was Belgian Blued by closing time, draped over the coat rack with unusual weight. Belgian Gated adj. The state of being drunk and immovable at the exit, despite repeated announcements of departure. Arvel was Belgian Gated in the pub doorway, preventing three sober people from reaching their coats. Belgian Groenendaelled adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a long black coat and regarding every hedge as a professional obligation. Keyleen spent the evening inspecting the garden perimeter, long-coated and Belgian Groenendaelled. Belgian Laekenoised adj. Drunk on the strength of a wiry coat, a persistent stare, and an unwise confidence in one's tracking abilities. Brandonlee went Belgian Laekenoised and followed a dropped crisp beneath three chairs. Belgian Malinoised adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to patrol the premises with admirable purpose and no discernible warrant. Baze became Belgian Malinoised and guarded the lavatory queue with professional seriousness.