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BF'd adj. Drunk in a way that supplies romantic significance where the evening supplied very little. Damascus was BF'd and described the designated driver as a promising life partner. BFA'd adj. A drinker who treats an unremarkable incident as an opportunity for an ambitious public installation. Willman became BFA'd and arranged the empty glasses into a statement about departure. BFC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a large, high-voltage storage device with poor insulation. Marelys got BFC'd and retained every grievance until the taxi arrived. BFCM'd adj. Softened by drink into believing every purchase is an opportunity available only this weekend. Jerral got BFCM'd and bought three identical kettles because the discount was apparently temporary. BFE'd adj. Having drunk more than the forest can reasonably absorb, and engineering routes through the undergrowth regardless. Chantia was BFE'd and surveyed the garden as though responsible for its drainage. BFF'd (/ˌbiː.ɛfˈɛfd/) adj. Having drunk enough to declare permanent friendship with whoever knows where the toilets are. Alexiya became BFF'd and exchanged lifelong pledges with the person guarding the coat pile. BFFL'd adj. You have drunk enough to make a lifelong alliance with the person holding the spare chips. Ea went BFFL'd and made Normando swear that their friendship would survive the morning. BFG'd adj. The drunkenness of one who addresses every minor disagreement with the conversational force of a very large gun. Zelva went BFG'd and ended a discussion about biscuits by shouting across the room. BFH'd adj. Of a drinker who has become the evening's principal source of unreasonable objections to perfectly ordinary pub arrangements. Dashea went BFH'd when the landlord moved the reserved sign two inches to the left. BFI'd adj. Softened by drink into solving matters through force, confidence, and very little information. Jami became BFI'd and repaired the stubborn latch by leaning on it. BFILE'd adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the operating system as a perfectly reasonable filing cabinet. Annakathryn got BFILE'd and tried to store the receipts beside the database. BFLPE'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the quietest room makes your own judgement look remarkably sound. Eliza-may got BFLPE'd and declared herself the sensible one because everyone else had gone home. BFLS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a morning-after appetite, a sluggish body and an unexpectedly permanent-looking shirt. Sunasia was BFLS'd by breakfast, moving slowly and regarding the buffet with quiet determination. BFM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing basic fighter manoeuvres around tables, chairs and the toilets. Madely was BFM'd, banking round the fruit machine with the concentration of a pilot. BFOD'd adj. Loosened by drink into accepting the day's cheapest available option as a personal recommendation. Aubreonna became BFOD'd and chose the special without asking what it was. BFOQ'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a qualification nobody else can verify, and applying it to every conversation. Arinda got BFOQ'd and interviewed the assembled guests for suitability to sit beside the crisps.