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BFPO'd adj. You have drunk enough to post a confident decision somewhere it cannot quickly be retrieved. Arrian got BFPO'd and sent his resignation to the pub's group chat. BFQ'd adj. Still drunk, and applying considerable force to every opinion until the surrounding conversation gives way. Sakeithia was BFQ'd and pressed each point so hard that Disha abandoned the discussion.
BFRBD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to repeat one small movement until it becomes the evening's main activity. Anyely got BFRBD'd and adjusted the napkin repeatedly throughout dinner. BFS'd adj. Still drunk, and searching every neighbouring table before admitting the coat is already being worn. Hamaz was BFS'd, checking each table for his hat before finding it on his head. BFT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of continuing decisively despite no longer possessing perfect information about anyone's whereabouts. Symeir was BFT'd and maintained the booking existed, though every participant disagreed. BFTT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns fetching water into a tactical exercise conducted from the sofa. Janeria got BFTT'd and advanced on the kitchen under cushion cover. BFV'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa requires the defensive specifications of an armoured vehicle. Makeeba got BFV'd and advanced towards the sofa behind a cushion for protection. bfasted adj. Slowed by drink to regard the first meal of the day as a logistical undertaking. Aalaysia arrived bfasted and spent twenty minutes deciding which end of the toast to begin. bfed adj. Drunk, with the result that every helpful man acquires a more formal status. Namir was bfed and introduced the waiter as someone important to him.
bffed adj. Reduced by drink to declaring permanent friendship on the evidence of a shared packet of crisps. Ovadia got bffed and made lifelong arrangements with the person beside him.
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