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BH'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary nautical comparison, broad of bearing and difficult to manoeuvre in confined waters. Desiraee was BH'd and required two friends to navigate the narrow passage to the toilets. BHA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that even the crisps seem preserved against the consequences of the evening. Fantaysia was BHA'd and announced that the buffet possessed remarkable long-term stability. BHB'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your horizontal branch has become chiefly a matter of remaining horizontal. Arunjit was BHB'd by closing time and found the bench more navigable than the pavement. BHC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to offer professional guidance on everyone's behaviour while missing the last bus. Eloyd got BHC'd and assessed the queue before recommending a taxi for the entire party. BHD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat pocket has become a complete filing system. Sierria was BHD'd and searched one pocket repeatedly for keys found in another. BHL'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating every private concern as a visibly enlarged public matter. Chubbie got BHL'd and announced his minor grievance to the entire dining room. BHN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the person has acquired a measurable hardness, chiefly towards sensible advice. Piffany was BHN'd and resisted the taxi driver's suggestion with laboratory-grade firmness. BHO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed a household object to assist with every decision. Kiely was BHO'd, asking the kettle whether another glass of water was advisable. BHP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving a durable record in every sedimentary layer of the evening. Charleane was BHP'd, deposited on the sofa with the permanence of a geological sample. BHSced adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary symptom becomes evidence for a confident personal diagnosis. Kieve was BHSced and diagnosed the landlord with dehydration during an argument about music. BHT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the sofa's crumbs as a food-preservation problem. Sopath got BHT'd and inspected the sofa cushions for spoilage. Bhangied adj. Drunk on the strength of a self-appointed duty to put every untidy matter right immediately. Gabriele got Bhangied and reorganised the lavatory supplies according to an invented system. Bhaskar-Jagannathan syndromed adj. Still drunk, and displaying poor balance, long-reaching certainty and a remarkable confidence in delicate plans. Cas was Bhaskar-Jagannathan syndromed and attempted to thread a key through a bottle neck. Bhattacharyya distanced adj. Too drunk to distinguish nearby people reliably, but confident that every conversational separation is mathematically exact. Moncheri became Bhattacharyya distanced and measured the gap between two friends with a breadstick. Bheelled adj. Loosened by drink into treating every household object as an agreeable stranger. Rodgers, thoroughly Bheelled, introduced the kettle to Adelade before making tea. Bhilled adj. Emboldened by drink to reorganise the kitchen according to principles known only to the drinker. Aalaysha became Bhilled and put the plates in the cutlery drawer.