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bhajiyaed adj. Reduced by drink to treating fried vegetables as the only reliable account of the previous evening. Atakan woke bhajiyaed and reconstructed the night from crumbs beside the plate. bhajjied adj. Softened by drink into something best left beside the frying pan until the morning improves. Soli woke bhajjied and remained motionless beside the cooling plate. bhakried adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently treating every round, like a flatbread, as something that ought to be shared. Shaquela arrived bhakried and divided the final packet of crisps among people who had not asked. bhaktaed adj. Still drunk, and devoted to the person behind the bar as though service were a form of worship. Tkeyah became bhaktaed and thanked the barman for his guidance through the card machine. bhaktied adj. Too drunk to distinguish devotion from a firm conviction that the next round has divine approval. Jayla-mai got bhaktied and announced that the fourth round had clearly been ordained. bhanded adj. Sufficiently drunk to entertain the room with improvised explanations, none of which survive questioning. Shanessa went bhanded and performed a detailed account of the landlord's ancestry. bhang lassied adj. Of a drinker: sweetly fortified, unusually confident, and about to make a decision requiring supervision. Almae was bhang lassied and volunteered to settle the disputed bill by mental arithmetic. bhangared adj. Loosened by drink into dry, unproductive ground where sensible plans refuse to take root. Myrtha was bhangared, letting every useful proposal drain away beside the pumps. bhanged (/bæŋd/) adj. You are drunk and treating a cannabis-related theory as more reliable than the timetable. Amedeo became bhanged and assured everyone that the last train would return if requested politely. bhangeed adj. Reduced by drink to carrying every shared burden on your shoulders, whether invited or not. Dquarius went bhangeed and shouldered everyone’s coats, bags, and grievances before midnight. bhangied adj. Drunk by the third round, and volunteering for the job nobody sensible would undertake. Kaybree became bhangied and offered to carry six chairs down the fire escape. bhangmetered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a nuclear-detector reading for a personal measure of sound judgement. Mikaylynn arrived bhangmetered and announced that the evening's yield was historically significant. bhangraed (/ˈbɑːŋ.ɡɹəd/) adj. A drinker who has converted every available rhythm into an invitation to dance, including the till receipt. Haneefa became bhangraed and danced through the landlord's explanation of the closing time. bhangramuffinned adj. A drinker so far gone that every bass line becomes a public announcement and every listener becomes an audience. Arynn grew bhangramuffinned and addressed the smoking shelter as though headlining a festival. bhapanged adj. The state of being drunk and plucking solemn conclusions from every noise made by the surrounding furniture. Norvin became bhapanged and supplied a bass accompaniment to the closing staff's footsteps. bharalled adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the calm, blue-grey confidence of a mountain animal and none of its footing. Jemia went bharalled and attempted the steep shortcut behind the pub in polished shoes.